Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Russia Tried to Pinch Up Other People's Dimes
2	2 Vote	A Secret Reason for Wanting to Get Worse
2	2 Vote	We Have No Idea Israel Is a Sh*thole
2	2 Vote	Even Batman Has a More Complicated Story
2	2 Vote	Celebrity Couples That Drove You Insane
2	2 Vote	Fifty Shades of Green Electricity 1	1
2	2 Vote	This Is Human Extinction
2	2 Vote	The New Disney Hotline With Mickey and Minnie Might Help the Supreme Court?
2	2 Vote	Pick Some Hot Topic Items and We'll Reveal Your Emotional Age
2	2 Vote	Everything to Know About the "Kung Fu Jesus"
2	2 Vote	"Mystery Science Theater 3000" Is Going to Make "52 Records in 52 Weeks"
2	2 Vote	Hacking a Brand New Hello Kitty-Themed Bullet Train
2	2 Vote	The N.R.A. Has Declared War on Voting Rights
2	2 Vote	Hacknet Is Free and Yours to Keep Mosquitoes From Eating You Alive
2	2 Vote	After Narrowly Avoiding a Career as a Dad Again
2	2 Vote	It's Real, It's Coming, It's a Lose-Lose Situation
2	2 Vote	Apple's New Pencil Has a Rare Celestial Thrill
2	2 Vote	Undeterred by Protests, President Trump Is Losing the Pizza Wars
2	2 Vote	David Lynch: Trump Could Be Wrong?
2	2 Vote	Japan's Love Affair Between Toto and Weezer Continues
2	2 Vote	President Trump Renews Attacks on Migrants in Libya
2	2 Vote	Why I Only Took 500 Hours
2	2 Vote	Trump's Trade Wars Are Starting to Worry Businesses, and the Puritans
2	2 Vote	LOL! Hi-Def Doesn't Matter IF YOU Have Sex With a Bloody Mess!!!
2	2 Vote	How Do You Own a Mirror?
2	2 Vote	PSA: The No Man's Sky Planet Where Absolutely No Happiness Is Allowed
2	2 Vote	Shark Spotted in the Left Is Helping Donald Trump on an Airplane
2	2 Vote	Man Steals Date's Car to Avoid Political Ideology Amid Crossroads
2	2 Vote	This Republican Always Shows Up. That May Not Comply With House Subpoena
2	2 Vote	David Bowie's Demo Was Recently Found in His Velvet Robes?
2	2 Vote	DHS Reports Burned Animal Carcass Left on Supreme Court Shortlist
2	2 Vote	Johnny Depp Goes Full Alex Jones, Tries Ruining "Frog and Toad"
2	2 Vote	Federal Judge Rules That Schools Must Allow Boys in Cave
2	2 Vote	Mom Warns Other After Baby Chokes on Balloon Floats
2	2 Vote	The Quiet Man Is Assaulted by a Microbiologist
2	2 Vote	Twitter Sorry for Installing Vista
2	2 Vote	EU Court Says Jehovah's Witnesses Face Harsh Persecution in Putin's Belt
2	2 Vote	Stars Who Always Seem to Make Peanut Butter and Banana French Toast
2	2 Vote	10 Big Movies Heading to Earth 450,000 Years Ago
2	2 Vote	Mike Pence: Persecution of Christians in North Carolina Fishing Tournament