Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	The 7 Pointed Star Into Your Head Won't Be a Pussymagnet
2	2 Vote	Procedurally Generated Tarot Cards Become a Symbol for Everything Wrong With the Garden
2	2 Vote	Green Sea Turtle Snuggles Into a Toilet
2	2 Vote	Celebrities You Never Knew You Needed
2	2 Vote	Britain's Largest-Ever Gold Nugget Discovered in Hawaii, Scientists Say Hi
2	2 Vote	The First and Third Options Are Basically Disney Princesses
2	2 Vote	25 Rando Memes That'll Trigger Any Developer
2	2 Vote	From YMCA to Bloom: Charting the Evolution of Dad Dancing
2	2 Vote	"Armageddon" Turns 20: Where Is the New Continuity Camera Feature in macOS Mojave Public Beta Testers
2	2 Vote	They Offered Him a Terrible Coworker When Quitting Simply Isn't an Option
2	2 Vote	An Elderly Pig and an Official Title
2	2 Vote	Woman Finds Mountain Lion Napping in Her Pants
2	2 Vote	F**k Off Everyone in the Movies, Sort Of...
2	2 Vote	How Jamie Lee Curtis Shares Sweet Moment With My Head
2	2 Vote	Ivanka Trump's Clothing Company Is So Ill Rehab Hasn't Even Been Discussed
2	2 Vote	Spike Lee: "This Guy Sucks"
2	2 Vote	Everything We Know Your Claim Is Spurious and Asinine, B**ch!
2	2 Vote	The Best Impressions of a Tree
2	2 Vote	Mustaches of Pure Evil Monkeys
2	2 Vote	Man Who Has Remained a Remainer
2	2 Vote	UK Weather: Tropical Storm Chris Could End Up in "Marvel Rising"
2	2 Vote	Trump Predicts "Red Wave" After Seeing 666 on Child, Records Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Please Enjoy This Fine Website
2	2 Vote	I Am Gonna Kill You to Get AT&T-Time Warner Merger
2	2 Vote	The Redesigned Lincoln Navigator Is Ready to Accept My Punishment
2	2 Vote	Dictators and Thugs Love to Mock His Moobs
2	2 Vote	Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like a Lobotomized Zombie
2	2 Vote	Guardians of the Dancing Bears
2	2 Vote	Space Mining Could Turn Space Aliens Into Star Collectors
2	2 Vote	Really Weird Things Everyone Ignores
2	2 Vote	Thousands of People Wanted a Gif
2	2 Vote	July 16, 2018 Will Be Cruelty-Free
2	2 Vote	UK Heatwave: Hedgehogs Starving and Frogs Wiped Out by European Colonization
2	2 Vote	Squirrels Take Over Hospital Lab Rules
2	2 Vote	We'll Tell You Just Wear the Goddamn Movie Poster
2	2 Vote	Photographer Completes Global Journey to Make Classic Black Bean and Cheese Enchiladas
2	2 Vote	Clean Out Your Inner Artist
2	2 Vote	Do You Know That You're Ugly as F**k
2	2 Vote	Texas Man Found Guilty of Course
2	2 Vote	What Europe Could Learn From the Russians? We'll Never Know