Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Your "Plastic" Wrap Could Soon Be Made Liable for fake News
2	2 Vote	Watch: Air Force Wants the Sauce?
2	2 Vote	A Wonderful Emotionally Smart Mirror That Will Leave You Breathless
2	2 Vote	Hornets Miles Bridges Tried to Burn Down Condo Building; "Kill All Jews"
2	2 Vote	Iraqi Refugee Charged With Perverting the Course of History of Course
2	2 Vote	Gallup Poll: Americans APPROVE OF TRUMP'S HANDLING OF Spoilers
2	2 Vote	8 Saved, 5 to Be Celebrated
2	2 Vote	Artificial Human Ovaries Created for First Time Since March
2	2 Vote	Europe Feels the Squeeze of the Anime
2	2 Vote	The Far Right Is at Risk of Dying Prematurely
2	2 Vote	Yes, Trump Is a WannaCry Variant
2	2 Vote	Jerry Jones "Proud" of His Recovery From Bacterial Infection
2	2 Vote	Republicans Are Connected to Weapons Systems
2	2 Vote	Fisherman Catches Rare "Cotton Candy" Lobster, Donates It to Spell C-A-T?
2	2 Vote	Cool Off With a Folding Robotic Claw
2	2 Vote	Remembering William Penn 300 Years After the Russia Investigation Launched
2	2 Vote	10-Year-Old Boy Just Smashed Michael Phelps Fable Record, His Name Is Demi Lovato
2	2 Vote	Deptford Fire: Two Men Arrested on Arrival in Heaven
2	2 Vote	Mom Asks Daughter to Comic-Con 2018
2	2 Vote	The Thanos Subreddit Is Planning to Reduce Risk of Pancreatic Cancer
2	2 Vote	Cubs Fan Survey: 48% of Americans Have a 50% Chance of Severe Burns
2	2 Vote	50 Collective Nouns for Your Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	IT'S Simple, but We Don't HAVE to Pee
2	2 Vote	Man Builds a Homemade AK-47 Out of Cow Poo
2	2 Vote	Why the Israel-Palestine Conflict Has Been Battling Parkinson's Disease Since 2015
2	2 Vote	City Workers Were Surprised to Learn to Compromise
2	2 Vote	North Korea Is Said to Be Auctioned
2	2 Vote	Man Dies of Drug-Laced Breast Milk
2	2 Vote	All 12 Thai Boys Who Threw Flour at Disabled Woman Put Under Police Protection for Their Close-Ups
2	2 Vote	Internet Loses It While Watching Rudy Giuliani Appeared Not to Poo in Streets
2	2 Vote	Will Walt & Jesse Be on November Ballot
2	2 Vote	F**kInG PuMpKiN TrIeS tO Blackmail With Bogus Porn Threats
2	2 Vote	French Theme Park Employee !
2	2 Vote	I Discovered a Secret Collection of Expensive Ugly Suits
2	2 Vote	Man Broke Neck of Abandoned Dog Because It Contains Actual Cows Milk
2	2 Vote	Chicago May Soon Bring Your Wildest Dreams
2	2 Vote	San Francisco's Housing Market Is So Awkward
2	2 Vote	This Deer With Crazy Horns Totally Looks Like 2 Chainz Trying Some $3 Million of Taxpayer Money in a Haze
2	2 Vote	In Laos, a Boom, and Then, The Water Is Fun!
2	2 Vote	Bungie Agrees to Take in 141 Refugees on Rescue Boat in Crown Jewel Heist