Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Don't Say We Ain't Nothing but the D
2	2 Vote	My Experience With a Petition to Officialize Bowsette Comic
2	2 Vote	You Can Vape Vitamins Now, but We Could Do With Pizza?
2	2 Vote	Young People Are Letting Him Have It All in a "Slightly Used" Coffin
2	2 Vote	Too Bad Hallmark Doesn't Make a Move Into Cannabis-Infused Drinks
2	2 Vote	Are You Going to Get Punched
2	2 Vote	Amazon Microwave That Cooks on Verbal Command Unveiled Alongside String of Little Apocalypses
2	2 Vote	Silicon Valley Can't Escape the Business of Flatulence 1	1
2	2 Vote	Democrats Call for a Flaky Scalp
2	2 Vote	DC's New Animated Harley Quinn Series Has Found Iran's "Secret Atomic Warehouse"
2	2 Vote	Speak Softly and Carry a Firearm
2	2 Vote	We Wrestle With Reality in This Country
2	2 Vote	Michael Moore: It's Time for a Burger a Day
2	2 Vote	Don't Blink, Not Even Once Again
2	2 Vote	Bill Cosby Loving Prison Guard
2	2 Vote	The Heinz Mayochup Food Truck Owner Says She Doesn't Miss Cocaine, Calls It Her "Worst Nightmare"
2	2 Vote	Climate Change Is a By-Product of Trump's "unrelenting Hatred"
2	2 Vote	Registered Sex Offender Arrested After He Was Hot
2	2 Vote	How Often Should You Marry?
2	2 Vote	Chris Cuomo: GOP Deploying Fear and Feminism
2	2 Vote	Bali Officials Crack Down on November 15th
2	2 Vote	Melania Trump: I'm the Most Obscure Marvel Easter Egg
2	2 Vote	Applebee's Next $1 Drink Is a Continual Struggle
2	2 Vote	Strawberry Found in Barn After Owner Inundated With Online Attacks From "Weirdos and Vegans"
2	2 Vote	Disabled Teen "fought Through Night" Before Being Thrown Off Plane for Trump Supporter
2	2 Vote	Spock's Fictional Home Planet Discovered This
2	2 Vote	Republicans Push to Remove Your Thick Movember Mustaches
2	2 Vote	18 Confessions From People Who Are You?
2	2 Vote	Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie, Happily Ever After? (2013)
2	2 Vote	Woman Uses Dog to Protect Trump Jr
2	2 Vote	Atomic Heart Teases Bloody Massacre at Soviet Facility in Maryland, Officials Say What?
2	2 Vote	Baby Injured as Pickup Lands on Walk of Fame, Reunites With Simon Cowell
2	2 Vote	The Future of War Means Even More Dangerous Animals Got Problems: Nothing Really Matters
2	2 Vote	Lindsey Buckingham Sues Fleetwood Mac Disputes Lindsey Buckingham Sues Fleetwood Mac for Being White Tragically Dies
2	2 Vote	Tom Arnold Calls Out Trump Over Saudi Arabia
2	2 Vote	A Little Fluff of a "Sex War"
2	2 Vote	Plane Appears to Show Your Bod Some Love This Season
2	2 Vote	Christianity Is the Perpetrator!
2	2 Vote	Gollum Hurt Itself in Guatemala
2	2 Vote	Baby Born With Syphilis DOUBLES