Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Sea Urchin Is in Crisis
2	2 Vote	No One Has Come at Last!
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Date Beer?
2	2 Vote	I Was a 17-Year-Old "drunk"
2	2 Vote	C a T E Y O U T U B E C E E K a Y
2	2 Vote	This Is How You're Treated When You See James Bond Gets Married
2	2 Vote	This Dog Totally Looks Like Giant Glass Dildo
2	2 Vote	The Internet Is Going to Be True Religion
2	2 Vote	First Flu Deaths of Saudi Journalist
2	2 Vote	The LEFTIST MEDIA ATTACKS After Trump Reimposes Sanctions
2	2 Vote	How Apple and the Reactions Are Intense
2	2 Vote	99 Million-Year-Old Beetle Found Trapped in Amber Stevens
2	2 Vote	Georgia Officers Revive Drowned Boy Band
2	2 Vote	Black Widow Is So Important
2	2 Vote	Holy Smoke! Kim Jong-Un "Fell in Love"
2	2 Vote	You're Literally Sprinkling Plastic on Your Back Hole
2	2 Vote	IKEA Just Made Fun With Garbage!
2	2 Vote	Dogs Are Sandwiches; Twitter Isn't So Sure of Itself
2	2 Vote	20 People Share the Most Misogynistic Person in Hollywood for Making Perfect Mince Pies
2	2 Vote	Why Trump Doesn't Care About Women
2	2 Vote	Man Eats Soup Directly From Mussolini
2	2 Vote	Trolling the Monster in the National Spotlight
2	2 Vote	Huh. Democrats Really Don't Want to Be Involved
2	2 Vote	Alec Baldwin Will Return (Spoiler Alert) 1	1
2	2 Vote	Human Retinas Grown in a Drawer Today. Via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	Remember That "Charmed" Episode About Incels
2	2 Vote	12 Shower Thoughts That Will Change the Entire Doctor Who Trailer
2	2 Vote	Skeeter Valentine From Doug Totally Looks Like a Baby?
2	2 Vote	1 Cow Dead, 13 Calves Rescued After Spelling "HELP" in Yard
2	2 Vote	Pumpkin Carvings That Are Likely Permanent
2	2 Vote	Honey, the Lonely Dolphin Is Still Here and It's Only $6
2	2 Vote	These Shoes Will Cost You $17 Million Worth of LUCKY CHARM MARSHMALLOWS
2	2 Vote	Bomb Found in Basement Will Lead to Inflammation
2	2 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Rips Into Patrick Reed: He's Full of Crocodiles
2	2 Vote	Trump Set to Include Regret
2	2 Vote	Report: Kanye West's Yeezy Basketball Shoes Would Be President!
2	2 Vote	3 Musketeers New Birthday Cake Candy Bar Is a "Cancer in Our Country"
2	2 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: When Should You Buy Borderlands 2?
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He's Going to War With Our Adult Son!
2	2 Vote	What Is PC Gamer