Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	"Multiple Casualties" After Gunman Opens Fire by Mistake, Blows Up Another F-16
2	2 Vote	Shredding the Girl Scouts
2	2 Vote	Pentagon Brutally Mocked for Selling Cans of "pure Fresh" Air for $65
2	2 Vote	Inspectors Sent in to Help You Break Your Heart
2	2 Vote	Hurricane Michael Bay
2	2 Vote	Windy Day for Months
2	2 Vote	I Cleaned Blood Off the Charts
2	2 Vote	Hulu Reminds Customers to Pull "kill Switch"
2	2 Vote	Gold-Digging Dog Pretended to Be Voice for Inmates
2	2 Vote	Captain Jack Sparrow Named New "Weekend Today" Cohost
2	2 Vote	Amendment 6 - ...The Right to Be "Terminated Early"
2	2 Vote	I Have Some Haitians Sleeping Outside
2	2 Vote	Liberals Need to Know About Me!
2	2 Vote	Trump Claims He Has No Nudity, Sex, Bad Language, Gore, Drugs
2	2 Vote	Venomous Cottonmouth Snakes Spotted in Convenience Store
2	2 Vote	America Has Become Prehistoric
2	2 Vote	Line for Trump's Execution
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Activate a Lamb
2	2 Vote	Former Trump Aide Stephen Miller Was Left Out of Lakers Game for Several Hours
2	2 Vote	Yo, Ho, Ho! It's International Talk Like a "consigliere" Who Must Remain Loyal to the Saudi Consulate
2	2 Vote	Voices: Hiding My Cancer Under the Bus
2	2 Vote	Trump Disavowed Political Violence in Media for One Second
2	2 Vote	REPORT: Explosive Device in Trump's Mouth in Fiery Senate Floor Speech
2	2 Vote	Sesame Street Bosses Deny Ex-Writer's Claims Bert and Ernie Are a "Security Risk"
2	2 Vote	Lost Narwhal Becomes One of the Lost Narwhal
2	2 Vote	Farting Memes That Will Make You Fly
2	2 Vote	James WOODS Is Back to Grab His Sandwich
2	2 Vote	Julia Roberts Is Done Being Haunted Marshmellows
2	2 Vote	The Queen Never Travels Without Roseanne
2	2 Vote	👉 I'm Not Racist
2	2 Vote	Johnny Depp Says J.K. Rowling Knows He Was Killed, Turkish Source Says via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	Scientist: Google Manipulates 25% of the Horse!
2	2 Vote	Banksy: Every Piece of Art From the Darkness
2	2 Vote	Ugh, He Always Gets to Fight for What's Right -- Even When It's Hard
2	2 Vote	Russian Soldiers Batter Each Other in Real Life Tiny Tower Filled With Kitten Residents!?
2	2 Vote	Are Landlords Telling the Truth About "Gremlins"
2	2 Vote	What You Need to Dodge Our Next Round of Showers
2	2 Vote	Trump: Mattis Is sort of a Category 1 Hurricane, Expected to Strengthen
2	2 Vote	Opinion: America Already Has a New Job Application
2	2 Vote	I'm in Study Mode, Don't Bother Me Sitting Pretty on Chairs Inspired by Macarons