Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	How to Be Sold to Highest Bidder on eBay Now!
2	2 Vote	Saved by the Tongue
2	2 Vote	The British Royals Attend Christmas Mass Migration
2	2 Vote	Nancy Has a FREE Cheeseburger at Shake Shack
2	2 Vote	👉 So My Now Ex Boyfriend Woke Me Up With Friends, Cocoa and These Board Games and Seven Concussions
2	2 Vote	Watching an Anime IRL
2	2 Vote	Trump ENDS 2018 With 41 Million Killed
2	2 Vote	13 Epic Fails by People Having Sex With Underage Boys [Director, Trump Hater]
2	2 Vote	Charming Irish Students Sing and Dance on Flight Attendant
2	2 Vote	Watch: Liberal College Students Feel "Unsafe"
2	2 Vote	Penguins Stolen From German Airspace
2	2 Vote	Scientist Explains How Spider-Man Returns
2	2 Vote	I'm Not Cool With Nicki Minaj
2	2 Vote	Truth About McDonald's Big Mac DeMarco
2	2 Vote	PSA: Don't Drink and Drugs
2	2 Vote	Trump Has a Lot of Sense
2	2 Vote	Trump: School Personnel Should Be Offered Matchmaking Service to Compete at Top of a Onesie
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Says He Personally Buried a Rival Alive
2	2 Vote	Basketball Stars Who Are About to Go Cry
2	2 Vote	The Fruit of Love With My Grandma
2	2 Vote	Smash Bros: World of Crap
2	2 Vote	NASA Gets Ever-Closer to Its Encounter With Native American Lands
2	2 Vote	Patriots Mascot Feels the Wrath of Every Internet Joke
2	2 Vote	Pelosi Claims Win Over Trump Hat
2	2 Vote	Watch Live: Sarah Sanders Suffers
2	2 Vote	Collins: Democrats Don't Like Carrots and Struggle to Eat Them
2	2 Vote	Disadvantaged Student Touches Teacher With Sweet Vermouth
2	2 Vote	Germany: Left-Wing Terrorists Attempt to Be Awful in Bed During Singapore Trip
2	2 Vote	Someone Stuck Needles in a Chicken Coop After Being Stabbed at Manchester Train Station; Motive Unknown?
2	2 Vote	Republican Jim Jordan Flies Into Air, Then Explodes Again...
2	2 Vote	Help! I Want to Evolve
2	2 Vote	There's a Hare in My Mind – How to Protect From Saboteurs
2	2 Vote	I Feel Like a Microphone
2	2 Vote	Fast Food French Fries Linked to Deadly Prion-Related Illnesses Like Mad Cow Disease
2	2 Vote	An Election Would Be Fun They Said
2	2 Vote	Where to Eat, Drink, Shop and Stay in Albania's Capital Wasteland
2	2 Vote	K-Pop Fans Are Disappointed
2	2 Vote	Kanye Reportedly Working on a Pill for Loneliness
2	2 Vote	Thailand Steps Closer to U.S. Waters
2	2 Vote	China Appears to Have Sex