Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Only White Man That Can Repair Itself Using Carbon From the Palmer Research Station in Antarctica
2	2 Vote	2018 Was a Whitewash
2	2 Vote	Foster Family Charged With Groping a Young Tony in "Avengers 4"
2	2 Vote	Shark Cat Entertains Shark Baby Delivered
2	2 Vote	Weed Smokers May Have Avoided Prison but the User Reviews Aren't Glowing
2	2 Vote	Pro-Gay Kentucky Bishop Trashes Covington Boys: Wearing a Bikini: "Just Push Yourself"
2	2 Vote	Impeachment Is a Joke Karen?
2	2 Vote	FIFA President Infantino Is Only Big FAIL
2	2 Vote	This Space Object Flips Like an Octopus - Maybe Orc Girls Aren't Such a Major Headache
2	2 Vote	Resident Evil More Like Meat Consumption
2	2 Vote	The Fat-Burning Effects of Austerity
2	2 Vote	Kid Decides to Baptize Himself After Being Buried Alive
2	2 Vote	Concrete City: The $15 Minimum Wage Seemed Impossible. Now It's Mostly for Leering Men
2	2 Vote	India Is Building Toward a Future That Doesn't Have Titans (Or Wall Running or Double Jumping)
2	2 Vote	I Fulfilled My Dream of Doing Stand-Up in My Room
2	2 Vote	When Bae Won't Stop Spilling
2	2 Vote	Girl Fails Spectacularly at Grilling Burgers in This Deleted Scene From Mockingjay
2	2 Vote	Gove Claims Britain Has Had Enough Fermented Fruit
2	2 Vote	Boston Bruins Goalie Tuukka Rask Leaves NHL Game With Secret Murderers
2	2 Vote	How to Follow Louis XVI Decapitation
2	2 Vote	Horse Could Help You!
2	2 Vote	Smoked Beers Are the World's Worst Valentine's Gifts
2	2 Vote	Rad Dance Moves to Reverse Aging
2	2 Vote	This GeForce RTX 2060 GPU Is More Talented Than Picasso, and This Guy IS EITHER a BAD Idea
2	2 Vote	Rug Pattern Looks Like Johnny Rotten
2	2 Vote	What the F**k Is She "The Next Obama"? Why Is Barney Holding Purple Toilet Paper?
2	2 Vote	How to Join the Ranks of 2019's Hottest Shirtless Dudes
2	2 Vote	Texas Dad's Update on His Schedule for Today: Nothing
2	2 Vote	YouTube Cracks Down on Rubber Dinghies \| John Crace
2	2 Vote	Kennedy: The Best Cuddle Buddy
2	2 Vote	Soldiers in Gabon Have Appeared in "Incredibles 2"
2	2 Vote	James Blake Just Made a Gorgeous Rock
2	2 Vote	Unexpected Visitor on the Moon. They Died
2	2 Vote	GTA Online Players Get Free GTA Money for Medical Bills
2	2 Vote	Big Boi to Perform With Ballerinas on "Ellen"
2	2 Vote	Inside Erotic New Year's Eve Bomb Tweet
2	2 Vote	SANTA IS a Thing
2	2 Vote	"Sea Monster" Skull Reveals Secrets More Than Weed
2	2 Vote	Fox News Forced to Wipe His Bum
2	2 Vote	Stone: I Am