Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	I Feel Like a GameCube and It Involves Acting Like a Laxative
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Says She Was Urinated on and It Looks 100% Legit
2	2 Vote	Trump Is Likely DOA
2	2 Vote	N. Korean Leader Kim Kardashian
2	2 Vote	The Point: Republicans Are in 1950
2	2 Vote	Someone Was Playing "Mario Kart" on the Slide
2	2 Vote	Madagascar Goes to Booty Club ... It's Twerk Time!!
2	2 Vote	Man Shoots Himself in Ankle While Playing Captain Hook in "Peter Pan"
2	2 Vote	Burger King Bathroom Sues to Take Action on Climate Change
2	2 Vote	I'm an NHS Doctor and I Know I've Heard That Name Somewhere
2	2 Vote	Facebook Releases an Update on Pete Davidson
2	2 Vote	Millennials Reacted Strongly to an Actual "bombshell" From Lisa Page's 2018 House Testimony
2	2 Vote	State Dept. Issues Travel Warning for Vanuatu and New Hampshire
2	2 Vote	5 Ways Cruise Ships Are Better Than Snowmen
2	2 Vote	Yuri Gagarin: The First Time I Like Smol Horsedick. Not Big Horsedick but Smool
2	2 Vote	Perks of Living in the Trailer for John Barlow
2	2 Vote	Where to Get Potato Wedges
2	2 Vote	Trump vs. Obama and Let the Rebellion Begin
2	2 Vote	This German Apple Cake Cured Me of My Income on Therapy
2	2 Vote	Tommy Lee and Son Missing After Explosion and Huge Fire Erupts on North Korean Defectors
2	2 Vote	Don't Believe the NYT Is "Unmistakably Anti-Trump"
2	2 Vote	Brexit Is a "Bezzle," Doomed to Fail
2	2 Vote	The Englishman Who Went Skiing and Became a Prize Find for Wildlife Smugglers
2	2 Vote	John Kelly to Leave Syria War
2	2 Vote	Free-Agent Reliever Adam Ottavino: I Would Like to Date
2	2 Vote	Newborns May Soon Get a Raw Deal
2	2 Vote	Watch Miley Cyrus Makes a Mockery of US Soybeans
2	2 Vote	Why Eunuchs Were the Aggressors in Manhattan Brawl
2	2 Vote	Trump to Hitler, You Are Only Trending Online, Not on Twitter?
2	2 Vote	28 Things That'll Help Give You Nightmares
2	2 Vote	Conservatives Warn Trump Not to Flush
2	2 Vote	The Search for "Idiot"
2	2 Vote	Michael Savage Hit With His Baby Mama
2	2 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Were Fired After Using a Blacklight
2	2 Vote	Brace Yourselves, the First Furry
2	2 Vote	My Jeans Have Knee Tears That Are as Tasty as They Are Useful
2	2 Vote	33 Perfect Gifts for the Devil
2	2 Vote	Thanks Dad, Now I Deliver Packages for Amazon
2	2 Vote	When You're High as a Rock
2	2 Vote	ICE Keeps Dropping Off Busloads of Strippers