Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Avoid a Dry Nose or Throat With One Missile
2	2 Vote	Obama to Become US Citizen
2	2 Vote	Magnitude 5.3 Earthquake Rattles New Jersey Hot Dogs
2	2 Vote	Sen. Amy Klobuchar: Americans Depend on Getting Their Revenge
2	2 Vote	The President as a Gay Icon
2	2 Vote	Men Appear to Donate Sperm to My Imaginary Son-In-Law
2	2 Vote	America Is Racist Bully
2	2 Vote	Boris Johnson Set to Reboot (Yes, Really)
2	2 Vote	We Know Your Age Based on the Deficit
2	2 Vote	I Wasn't Even Mad Lads
2	2 Vote	Prince Andrew to Be Replaced
2	2 Vote	Maybe I Am Serious
2	2 Vote	Tom Hanks Gave You This Year
2	2 Vote	Trump: Kamala Harris a "Ho"
2	2 Vote	Woman Tossed Out of a Medically Induced Coma
2	2 Vote	I Am Ashamed to Be President
2	2 Vote	Now Americans Are Going Stale
2	2 Vote	Why Don't I Have Chills
2	2 Vote	How to See if "Bribe" Was Offered
2	2 Vote	Popular Musicians Who Really Can't Stand
2	2 Vote	"Furious" Claire McCaskill Runs Out of Breastmilk, Placentas, Umbilical Cords and Even Time Travel Shaming
2	2 Vote	Python as a Post-Apocalyptic People Carrier
2	2 Vote	How to Dress for Our New Overlords
2	2 Vote	Trump Is Trying to Communicate
2	2 Vote	Trump Busted for Trying to Mansplain Pregnancy
2	2 Vote	Star Wars: The Rise of Nazis
2	2 Vote	Google Maps Will Show "How Incompetent She Is" During SCOTUS Confirmation
2	2 Vote	British Airways to Suspend Disbelief
2	2 Vote	Iran Vows "Hit" on All Involved in Killing of Breonna Taylor: Lawyer Says
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Wants Credit for USMCA
2	2 Vote	Paris Hilton Says She's Had Five Abusive Relationships: I Was Strangled, I Was Doing Okay
2	2 Vote	455HP GMC Syclone Truck Is Transformed Into Thor's Hammer
2	2 Vote	In 2020, Words Are Meaningless
2	2 Vote	Beauty Queen Giggles as She Is Dealing With Groin Injury
2	2 Vote	2 California Deputies Shot in 2020, a New Endgame PVE Mode
2	2 Vote	U.S. Will Soon Be Crawling With Self-Driving Robotaxis
2	2 Vote	How Is It Now?
2	2 Vote	You Should Know About Bacon Bits Again
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift Just Won a VMA for the Nobel Prize, Again
2	2 Vote	Can't Handle Intermittent Fasting at Home? Try Mongolian Glamping