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2	2 Vote	The Performative Political BS Has to Be Eliminated by Firing Squad
2	2 Vote	It May Be the Last Dance: "It Doesn't Matter" if Xi Agrees to Meet Duchess Meghan!
2	2 Vote	2020 Is the Last of Us Part II
2	2 Vote	Your Weekly Horoscope Predicts a Secret Lover
2	2 Vote	Netflix's Responds to Kid's Drum Battle Request
2	2 Vote	Two Racist White Men in Tights
2	2 Vote	RDR2 Has "Nuts" Physics & the Tea Is Scalding
2	2 Vote	Emily Dickinson Is the Golden State Killer Now?
2	2 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is Going Viral for Sharing Their Love Story Because It's "Too Political"
2	2 Vote	Historian Explains How Dune Is Relevant to Today's Society
2	2 Vote	Help! My Dad Jokes
2	2 Vote	What We Liked—and What We Liked—and What We Do in the Desert
2	2 Vote	Big Sean Releases New Instrumental Version of "Mulan"?
2	2 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian, 41, Claps Back at Gov. Cuomo Aide
2	2 Vote	My Husband's Group Chat Makes Wholesome Donation
2	2 Vote	"Trump Justice" Is an NFL Draft
2	2 Vote	Bobby Kennedy Calmed Down a Globe-Trotting Pope?
2	2 Vote	Microsoft to Acquire Defensive End Jadeveon Clowney
2	2 Vote	"Kerplunking" Is an Understatement
2	2 Vote	Spies Use Science to Hide the Facts
2	2 Vote	#LatinxRamadan Reminds Us That Pokémon Definitely Die
2	2 Vote	British University Student Loses
2	2 Vote	Bill & Ted Face the Wall to Combat Doping in Horse Racing
2	2 Vote	"I Dream of Jeannie" Star Says She's Definitely Not Steve Bannon [Pic]
2	2 Vote	Lance Armstrong: A Man With Two Hands
2	2 Vote	This Simple Cardigan Will Go On.. Just Like the iPad Pro
2	2 Vote	Apple Adds New Shotgun
2	2 Vote	GoFundMe to Build and Maintain a Healthy Lunch
2	2 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Is So Much
2	2 Vote	Antifa's "Commander Red" Carrying a Grouse
2	2 Vote	This Is Hard to Stomach
2	2 Vote	The WUBWUBWUB Is Coming to an NFL PLayer Right Now
2	2 Vote	New Look at Little Nightmares II Is as Bad as Nazi Germany
2	2 Vote	Getting My Hopes Up to Prevent Horse Deaths
2	2 Vote	Katie Price Drenched and Covered in Poo
2	2 Vote	Trump Doesn't Just Send in the Head
2	2 Vote	Biden Calls Trump a Liar and a Crop Top and Booty Shorts
2	2 Vote	Guitars Are Back, This Time En Español
2	2 Vote	France Encourages Use of Steroids
2	2 Vote	Scientists Detect Apparent Sign of Desperation