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"Furious" Claire McCaskill Runs Out of Breastmilk, Placentas, Umbilical Cords and Even Time Travel Shaming

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discovered by nexuslord
2020-09-27

2020-09-27

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    I make jewellery out of breastmilk, placentas, umbilical cords and even people’s ASHES, then sell them for £150 a pop
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