Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
77	77 Vote	Erin Brockovich Arrested for Illegally Filming a Magical Girl Anime
77	77 Vote	Dozens Killed by Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
77	77 Vote	Oxygen Is Older Than We Expected
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
77	77 Vote	Sex Is Better Than You Realize
77	77 Vote	Famous Actor Tries to Eat bridesmaid
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
77	77 Vote	Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Freaking Delicious
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
77	77 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Is Single-Handedly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's CAT
77	77 Vote	Should You Be Eddie Murphy
77	77 Vote	India's First Mars Mission Plans Include a Radiation Shield Made of Rainbows
77	77 Vote	Police Chief Resigns After Making False Claim About Hitler and Vlad the Impaler
77	77 Vote	Edward Snowden to Eat Free Burgers for Life
77	77 Vote	Mario & Sonic at the JFK Memorial. (X-Post From R/Wwe)
76	76 Vote	Democracy Dies in Tubing Accident at Deer Valley
76	76 Vote	Your Dog Can Eat Fancy Pastries and a Baby
76	76 Vote	People Are Sharing Everyday "Cheat Codes" and I'm Gonna Rip My Ears Off My Chest
76	76 Vote	Hello, Worm? Are You Proud, Father?
76	76 Vote	UK Police Confirm Human Remains Can Be Worn to Almost Any Occasion
76	76 Vote	5 Things I Noticed During My 24 Hours in Box Filled With Ice Cubes
76	76 Vote	Chris Pratt Is So Sad
76	76 Vote	White House Facing Legal Trouble, Authorities Say F**K
76	76 Vote	Intoxicated Ohio Woman Is Almost Certainly "our Next President"
76	76 Vote	Why Do Humans Cry When They Walk?
76	76 Vote	Hide Your Grandma: It's Time for Easter
76	76 Vote	See IT: Great Blue Heron Eats a Man's Balls
76	76 Vote	Watching This Grandpa Come to Terms With His Hog
76	76 Vote	Robots Are Being Set Free Into American Communities, Thanks to Viral TikTok Song
76	76 Vote	Reptile Urine Used as Weapons
76	76 Vote	Microtransactions Are an Unfortunate Reality of Motherhood
76	76 Vote	The Risk of Indoor Dining if You're a Fish
76	76 Vote	Driver Arrested for Attempting to Park 2	2
76	76 Vote	Masks Are for Lingerie. Football Too, but Mostly Lingerie
76	76 Vote	Dunkin Is Taking Over Afghanistan — 1	1
76	76 Vote	Everyone Hates the Joker
76	76 Vote	China's New Silk Road Is Full of Raw, Sexual Energy
76	76 Vote	Man Reunited With Owner
76	76 Vote	Grand Jury to Hear Your Screams