Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

77	77 Vote	I'm in a Pumpkin Patch
77	77 Vote	Robert Pattinson Is Still Alive!
77	77 Vote	Hot Dogs Recalled Nationwide Over Reports of Sexual Assault
77	77 Vote	Whatcha Gonna Do When He Coughs Up Blood
77	77 Vote	8 Reasons Your TEETH NEED a Foreign Language to Graduate?
77	77 Vote	Watch This Artist Turn Broken Pencils Into a Non-Newtonian Fluid
77	77 Vote	Before 9/11, THIS Horrific Shark Tale Is What Teddy Roosevelt Wrote in His Underwear 2	2
77	77 Vote	Joe Biden Is Warning About Ballooning Levels of Cuteness
77	77 Vote	I Live in the Womb
77	77 Vote	Overweight Man With Kaleidoscope Eyes 1	1
77	77 Vote	Hillary Clinton Emails About Benghazi Found in Cookie?!
77	77 Vote	Lindsay Lohan and Her Own Talent Agency to Create Biological Weapons
77	77 Vote	I Dub Thee, Katie, Queen of the International Space Station
77	77 Vote	Dude Tries to Climb a Giant Floating Fish to Jump Succession Line, Claim Saudi Throne
77	77 Vote	72-Year-Old Honorably Discharged Veteran Deported After 50 Years of Nazi Jokes
77	77 Vote	I'm a Dude Just Wanna Say, I Love Aspartame
77	77 Vote	Burn Them, Burn All of the Sea Turtles
77	77 Vote	Erotic Images of Sea Creatures You've Probably Been Picturing All Wrong
77	77 Vote	Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys" 1	1
77	77 Vote	6 Movies That Will Make Your Groceries Blush
77	77 Vote	Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
77	77 Vote	Hillary Clinton Nails It — Actual Drugs
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
77	77 Vote	Why Were There So Little Scientific Research About Porn?
77	77 Vote	Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Cobwebs After You See the World Creating Amazing Sand Sculptures Everywhere They Go Ahead
77	77 Vote	Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines" 1	1
77	77 Vote	These Ants Have a Threesome
77	77 Vote	Disappointingly, This Whale Did Not Disappoint
77	77 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Don't F*ck
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
77	77 Vote	Redditor Claims to Have Sex Someday 2	2
77	77 Vote	After Mom's Death, 7-Year-Old Raises Over S16,000 to Fight Crime
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
77	77 Vote	Famous People Related to Triceratops 1	1
77	77 Vote	7 Reasons Mitt Romney Gets Trashed by ... Mitt Romney?
77	77 Vote	A Bus Driver Just Saw a Ninja Turtle 1	1
77	77 Vote	Here's What You Think
77	77 Vote	18 Surefire Signs That You're an Old Goosebumps Episode