Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

78	78 Vote	App of the Damned
78	78 Vote	Your Tiny Apartment Will Seem Huge After These Korean Prison Camps
78	78 Vote	Breathtaking First-Person Video Emerges From Development Hell
78	78 Vote	Dr. Sanjay Gupta Explains Why Everyone Is Dying of Dysentery 1	1
77	77 Vote	OH, the IRONY: You'll Never Lose Your Iron Again
77	77 Vote	Help! My In-Laws Ruined the Birth of Jesus
77	77 Vote	Mind-Altering Parasite Could Be Filled With Misinformation
77	77 Vote	"Furious" Trump Blames Melania for His Sons
77	77 Vote	I'm an iPhone Genius and I'm SICK and Tired of My Life
77	77 Vote	Everyone Can Finally Retire
77	77 Vote	Mexico Braces for Large Breasts
77	77 Vote	Brilliant Minds We've Sadly Lost in Manifold Garden's Surreal Puzzle of Impossible Geometry
77	77 Vote	No, It's Not Going Exactly as Planned
77	77 Vote	A Drunken Threesome Has Left Louisiana Defenseless
77	77 Vote	Baby No. 2 Detained
77	77 Vote	It's Like the Sh*ttiest Possible Version of the Year
77	77 Vote	Pregnant Alex Jones Stuns Fans With Bold Hair Transformation
77	77 Vote	Cincinnati Bar Owner Won't Show NBA Games Until Democracy Is Overthrown
77	77 Vote	Italy's Museums Are Reopening, and Without the Vowels
77	77 Vote	"Red Dead" Online Update Adds Giant Mechs With Jetpacks 1	1
77	77 Vote	Major Fertility Breakthrough as Human Eggs Grown in Lab Before Being "Murdered and Set on Fire"
77	77 Vote	This Is YOUR Underwear?
77	77 Vote	I Spent Fat Stacks at the Kangaroo Sanctuary 1	1
77	77 Vote	It's Time to Mourn! 1	1
77	77 Vote	New Sonic Game Coming in September, Looks Gross
77	77 Vote	Sources: SoftBank Is Scaling Back Its Rubbery Foreskin
77	77 Vote	Tourists Are Back and They're Kinda Savage
77	77 Vote	Technical Glitch Turns Weather Report Into an Anvil
77	77 Vote	Top Law Firms Are Buying Dozens of Monkeys
77	77 Vote	NYPD Detective Kills Himself in Mother's Home in Hilarious Rocket Mortgage Super Bowl Ads
77	77 Vote	Texas Teen Arrested for Yodelling in Walmart Quietly
77	77 Vote	Sinkhole Opens Up About Drug Addiction
77	77 Vote	Help! Should I Confront My Husband With a Time Loop Twist
77	77 Vote	Massive Bengal Tiger Tries to Claim UPS Store Is Her "Boyfriend" 1	1
77	77 Vote	Cop Refused to Be a Taco
77	77 Vote	Florida Man Rescued Clinging to a Porn Site
77	77 Vote	I Tried to Embarrass Wizards
77	77 Vote	Un-Bear-Livable! Cub Caught Trying to Evade Sanctions
77	77 Vote	Brexit Will Cause Loss of Taco Bell
77	77 Vote	19 Pictures That Will Encourage Frivolous Lawsuits