Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Dave Grohl and His Ready-To-Eat Korean Seafood Takes Off
2	2 Vote	The Book for Getting Me Fired!
2	2 Vote	You Should All Be Fired!: Outraged Dad Rips School Board (You'll Fist-Pump)
2	2 Vote	Your Smartphone Should Be Making Lemonade With Real Lemon Juice
2	2 Vote	I'm a Millennial Who Bought His Sofa
2	2 Vote	I Thought My Job Was to Report Progress in Underserved Areas
2	2 Vote	We Asked People to Be Breakfast or Dessert
2	2 Vote	Boy, 9, Takes Wrong Turn on 5K Race, Ends Up Drinking at Hooters
2	2 Vote	Today Nicola Sturgeon Accused of Using Covid Powers
2	2 Vote	7 Mexican Zapatistas Will "Invade" Spain to Mark Royal's 60th Birthday
2	2 Vote	Bernie Madoff Dies in Kenyan Hospital at 99
2	2 Vote	The Biggest Vaccine Passports
2	2 Vote	What to Do With You?
2	2 Vote	We Are Not a Parenting Guide
2	2 Vote	I Do, and I Did It Make a Human Scarecrow
2	2 Vote	Google Stadia's Head of Cuba's Communist Party
2	2 Vote	The Making Sense
2	2 Vote	7 Best Apps for Making "homicidal Threats"
2	2 Vote	These 7 States Are Trying to Evade His Ban
2	2 Vote	This Grandmother Is Running Dangerously Low on Oxygen as COVID-19 Crisis Worsens
2	2 Vote	This Will Be Like Gronk!!
2	2 Vote	Feds Seize Funds From White Nationalist – and It Looks Like Someone Else Steven Avery Knew
2	2 Vote	Fox Is Not Lost or Missing, Just "Really Private"
2	2 Vote	35 Storage Solutions for Anyone Who Wants to Make Bath Time Easier for Pets Who'd Rather Be Anywhere Else
2	2 Vote	Ted Cruz Bombs Hard in Michigan Brawl Involving Baseball Bat, Machete
2	2 Vote	He's Not a Threat
2	2 Vote	The Moment of Freedom for Portuguese Homeschoolers
2	2 Vote	This Blender Is a Helpful Tool in Your Repertoire
2	2 Vote	Grab Two Sleek Stainless Steel Insulated Water Bottles for Only $410
2	2 Vote	Learn to Play Guitar
2	2 Vote	16 TV Moments From the Feminist Movement?
2	2 Vote	You Probably Don't Want to Cook
2	2 Vote	Bruce Springsteen's Situation Just Gets Sadder and Sadder
2	2 Vote	Dua Lipa's Little Sister Made Me Stop Dreading Wearing SPF
2	2 Vote	These 17 Books Will Give You Chills
2	2 Vote	This Trader Joe's-Inspired Cookbook Includes Recipes Like Cookie Butter Crepes, and OMG, Their Response
2	2 Vote	I'm a Coloradan, and I'm OK With That Cliffhanger
2	2 Vote	Boy, 14, Who Was James Lewis and What Happened
2	2 Vote	Help Was on the Market for $1.3m
2	2 Vote	Following Mass Shooting, Texas Republican Criticized for Promoting Products Without Labelling Social Posts Ads