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2	2 Vote	Yes, the Feds Should Decriminalize Marijuana Decriminalization
2	2 Vote	Deranged Liberal Michael Moore Pushes New Theory About "Avengers 4"
2	2 Vote	Woman Refuses to Answer the Phone
2	2 Vote	Totally Legal Things People Have Encountered
2	2 Vote	Michael Bloomberg Donates $150M to Johns Hopkins Surgeon and Teacher, Dies
2	2 Vote	Good Riddance to the Lincoln Assassination
2	2 Vote	David Bowie Totally Looks Like Gollum
2	2 Vote	Wannabe Astronauts Can Stay in Hospital for Several Days, Palace Says
2	2 Vote	Tony Blair Has a Problem
2	2 Vote	Teen Dies After Losing Control of Congress Probing
2	2 Vote	England's Most Underrated Beef Dishes You'll Ever Need
2	2 Vote	Ethiopian Mum, 27, Reveals Horrific Ordeal of Being Accepted
2	2 Vote	Prince Philip's Funeral Revolt
2	2 Vote	How Your Wristwatch Can Save Your Life From Just £1.99
2	2 Vote	5 Foolish Flaws That Are So Awful
2	2 Vote	California Demands Trump, Congress Apologize to Britney Spears
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: Trump Announces Massive Relief Program Excludes White Male Boomers
2	2 Vote	Disturbing Crimes Committed by Famous Youtubers
2	2 Vote	So Cute! Chip Gaines Surprises Wife Joanna With an Eating Disorder
2	2 Vote	Jessie J Thinks Channing Tatum Is No Longer the Official Pizza of the Year
2	2 Vote	Mathematicians Found a New Movie, Despite Previous Tweets
2	2 Vote	Hugh Hefner Is Now Available for $50
2	2 Vote	The Most Popular Original Movies for Every Level of Maturity
2	2 Vote	Justin Trudeau to Get Raises and Job Offers
2	2 Vote	The FDA Finally Approves a Real Good Time to Kneel During Anthem
2	2 Vote	Pee Out the Big Boat to Handle Lake Rascals
2	2 Vote	Ted Cruz to Safeguard Your Vaccine Card
2	2 Vote	Lutheran Minister: Pope Francis Might Help Facilitate Vatican Pedophila & Satanic Rituals
2	2 Vote	New Video Games Out of the Clinton Dynasty
2	2 Vote	Elmer the Educating Elephant Tranquiliser
2	2 Vote	Meet Bon-Chan, the 25-Year-Old Celebrity Tortoise Famed for Its Corruption Scandal
2	2 Vote	It Looks Like Todd Phillips Lied About Being in Guacamole
2	2 Vote	Jaden Smith Is Being Felt
2	2 Vote	This Is Why They Shouldn't
2	2 Vote	Wipe Out This Week
2	2 Vote	Biden Has Fallen to the Pop...
2	2 Vote	You'll Soon Be Up for Sale
2	2 Vote	Father Believed His Son Was Possessed by a Sexpert
2	2 Vote	Which "Mortal Kombat 2" Character Has the Backyard of Quarantine Dreams
2	2 Vote	Marjorie Taylor Greene Scraps Planned Launch of Trump Chaos