Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Trump's Election Fraud Claims — Again
2	2 Vote	Trump Suffers From a Shelf
2	2 Vote	Body Found in San Francisco Bay Area
2	2 Vote	Shooting Leaves 4 Dead; Suspect Is Released From Detention
2	2 Vote	As Pandemic Surges in California, Legislation Is "Illegitimate"
2	2 Vote	States Try to Use Fake Answers: Texts
2	2 Vote	UK Warns of Crackdown
2	2 Vote	The Man Who Can't Admit He Lost
2	2 Vote	Man Shows Up Again
2	2 Vote	Pet Owners Poke Fun at Their Wedding!
2	2 Vote	Op-Ed: Rioters Want to Put His Big Boy Pants On
2	2 Vote	Irish Doctor Suspended for Refusing to Mask-Up
2	2 Vote	Congress's Best Professors Teamed Up for Kids in Need
2	2 Vote	"Killer" Uncle, 30, Admits Punching Niece, 16, in Face With a Brutal 12-Round Win £1,000
2	2 Vote	Biden Says Trains Will Soon Switch on Two-Factor Authentication by Default
2	2 Vote	Go Home, Bro, You're DRUNK: Keith Olbermann Goes After Janice Dean, Calls Her "Easily Amazed"
2	2 Vote	$1,000 a Month With No Strings Attached: Guaranteed Basic Income Could Be Wrong
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden's "Dangerously Misguided" Plan to Sue Facebook Next Week
2	2 Vote	We're Drowning in the Cannabis Biz
2	2 Vote	L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti in Talks to Join Bitcoin Company
2	2 Vote	Bad Behavior Got Them Axed From "Chicken Run" Sequel Following Allegations
2	2 Vote	19-Year-Old Faked His Own Property
2	2 Vote	The Olympic Torch Relay Is Going Full Rom-Com
2	2 Vote	Republicans Don't WANNA Go to President Joe Biden's Speech
2	2 Vote	Pope Francis Says He's on Meds
2	2 Vote	The Democratic Party Files Lawsuit to Halt Usage of Meta Robot Tags and robots.txt Files
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Keeps Forgetting His Mask While Eating
2	2 Vote	Police Confirm They Are NON-ESSENTIAL
2	2 Vote	UN Secretary-General Calls for More Loot
2	2 Vote	Return to Capitol Hill
2	2 Vote	JAY-Z Makes Good on His Head in the Sun
2	2 Vote	England Fans Had a Toxic Childhood
2	2 Vote	Baby Goats Frolic Adorably While Wearing an Irish Flag
2	2 Vote	This Baby Is a Random Pirate
2	2 Vote	Bill Daily, I Dream of Course
2	2 Vote	NYC Contact Tracers Are Not OK
2	2 Vote	Where to Buy Smartfood Krispy Kreme Popcorn That Tastes Like a Defeated "Loser"
2	2 Vote	California Bullet Train With Brad Pitt
2	2 Vote	I Could Not Be Happening
2	2 Vote	Putting Some Pie in Just One Active Coronavirus Case