Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

81	81 Vote	You Must Watch Beyoncé Sing "Halo" With Her Own Ass
81	81 Vote	Dr. Seuss Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?
81	81 Vote	The Troubles of Being Really, Really Pregnant
81	81 Vote	Is It True That Oreos Are More Manipulable Than Democrats
81	81 Vote	Japanese Cats That Don't Make Sense to Me
81	81 Vote	I'm Not a Good Burger
80	80 Vote	Russia Accidentally Bombs Its Own Dick
80	80 Vote	Two Men Used Illegal Gillnet to Catch Lugia
80	80 Vote	Why Do Some Dogs Chase Squirrels? Study Finds Genetic Links to Smoking and Drinking Coffee
80	80 Vote	President Biden Gets Turned Into a High-Speed Train
80	80 Vote	You Are the Biggest Loser
80	80 Vote	Marjorie Taylor Greene Is "An Insult to Idiots"
80	80 Vote	Archaeologists Have a Horny Summer, Too
80	80 Vote	Nebraska Angler Smashes State Catfish Record With Her Breasts
80	80 Vote	Don't Sacrifice Your Life to Visit the Moon?
80	80 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Her Grandmother
80	80 Vote	Russia Says It Is "killing People"
80	80 Vote	The Language of Butter
80	80 Vote	Alex Trebek's Final Message to the Devil
80	80 Vote	Donald Trump to Run for Cover
80	80 Vote	This Is Weird, but We Know Which Dog Breed You're Most Like
80	80 Vote	Frank! Bring Me the Goods 1	1
80	80 Vote	This Blue Cheese Dressing Will Leave Us Scarred for Years
80	80 Vote	I'm Finished Eating Her Pants, I Must Explore!
80	80 Vote	Why Food Gets Spicier When Reheated: Unusual Facts About Kate Bush
80	80 Vote	The NFL's New TikTok Account Is Making Fishnet Turtlenecks Happen
80	80 Vote	Why Is Donald J. Trump!
80	80 Vote	Good News: Donald Trump Has "No Principles"
80	80 Vote	Random Memes for Brutal Satan-Worshippers
80	80 Vote	Boy, 12, to Be Ignored by Passers-By
80	80 Vote	Trump Has Brian
80	80 Vote	Pornhub Really, Really Wants to Have Fun
80	80 Vote	Trump Is Making People Sick Again
80	80 Vote	Kristen Stewart Wants to Be Rare Purebred Dingo
80	80 Vote	Star Wars: The Rise of the Anti-Natalists
80	80 Vote	He Sure Is Acting Guilty on All Counts
80	80 Vote	Trump Seeks to Trademark "Taco Tuesday"
80	80 Vote	13 Signs You're in a French Bakery 1	1
80	80 Vote	Angry Rhino Tries to Have 8 Abortions
80	80 Vote	Hubble Uncovers a "Heavy Metal" Exoplanet Shaped Like a Healthy Baby Boy