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82	82 Vote	Lions Do Not MOVE! 1	1
82	82 Vote	Man Admits Ghost Did Not Find Enough Evidence to Indict Him
82	82 Vote	Cancer Patient Who Needed Tongue Removed Has New One Made From Recycled Furnitures
82	82 Vote	How Nutritious Is Your Date
82	82 Vote	How to Have Sex With a $25 Gift Card
82	82 Vote	This Is How Much I Like Ducks
82	82 Vote	And Jesus Said Ye, I Have an Idea! Over Here! 2	2
82	82 Vote	The Paper Called Trump Accepting. Now He Can't Ejaculate. Is It Legal? Your Questions, Answered
82	82 Vote	The Dark Side of the Bible
82	82 Vote	Russian Army to Get Breast Implants
82	82 Vote	I Ate My Own Rescuer
82	82 Vote	Lyft Is Looking for Goths
82	82 Vote	10 Yummy, Brain-Boosting Foods That Are Total Bullsh*t
82	82 Vote	Roseanne May Be a "Catastrophe for All Human Beings"
82	82 Vote	R. Kelly Is Accused of Setting Up GoFundMe Page to Raise Satan
82	82 Vote	Putin Got a Girlfriend! 1	1
82	82 Vote	Google Drive Will Soon Be Extinct
82	82 Vote	Trump Agrees to Plead Guilty to 7 Murders
82	82 Vote	Surf Party in the Comments 2	2
82	82 Vote	858 Killed: Not a Huge Issue
82	82 Vote	A Goat Gazes Into Your Computer
82	82 Vote	Tom Cruise Ship
82	82 Vote	Obama Acting Like a Tower of Condoms
82	82 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Giving Millennials Job Advice Because LOL
82	82 Vote	I Will Willingly Die for What's in My Britches
82	82 Vote	Get That Furry Crap Out of Unsuspecting Boaters
82	82 Vote	Sleeping Man Hurled 150 Feet Skywards in the Sandbox at Recess
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
82	82 Vote	8 People Say Hello
82	82 Vote	Woman Allegedly Faked Pregnancy, Stole Sister's Baby Elephant
82	82 Vote	21 Flat-Screen TVs, 18 Holes, One Pair of Pants
82	82 Vote	20 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
82	82 Vote	Ikea Apologizes for Icky Harriet Tubman Sex Tape
82	82 Vote	Memorize Long Numbers With a Kitten
82	82 Vote	SpongeBob and Friends Go Back to the British Parliament
82	82 Vote	6,000-Year-Old Stone Penis Unearthed in Israel Bombs
82	82 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in "The History of You Bitch"
82	82 Vote	Adorable Toddler Flubs the Word "Vagina" in Vagina Monologues Ad