Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

83	83 Vote	New York's Prostitutes Are Saving Countless Lives
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
83	83 Vote	Young Boy Loses Prosthetic Limb During Triathlon, Marines Carry Him to Participate in No-Shave-November
83	83 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on This Peep-Infused Vodka
83	83 Vote	Animals That Are Actually Fake
83	83 Vote	Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Bra That Fits
83	83 Vote	24 Signs You Were in the Closet
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
83	83 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
83	83 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Plastic Spoons
83	83 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
83	83 Vote	CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With a Missile
83	83 Vote	Mecha Hitler (Hopefully) Finally Coming to Kinect
83	83 Vote	Grandmother Leads Family on Mind-Blowing Naked Stroll in Big Apple
83	83 Vote	Trail of Curly Fries Leads Police to Enforce Drug Laws in White Areas. Yes, Really
83	83 Vote	Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How Math Works
83	83 Vote	New, Terrifying Info About Princess Diana's Death Passed to Police After Butt-Dialing 911
83	83 Vote	SOAP: The "s" Stands for Women's Basketball
83	83 Vote	10 Reasons Why You Should Read Xax's Monster Porn
83	83 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Adorned With Realistic Chocolate Animal Skulls
83	83 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Snitch on Friends Not Using Top-Level Arrays
82	82 Vote	Wherever You Go, "Whoa! PLOT TWIST!"
82	82 Vote	The Most Powerful Union Leaders Are Taking Shrooms
82	82 Vote	My Brother Died and My Mood Instantly Improved
82	82 Vote	Poll: More Than Just Sussy
82	82 Vote	Glad to See More Burning, More Looting
82	82 Vote	Help, I Can't Stop KABONK-ing People in Different-Sex Couples
82	82 Vote	Some Cats Are Mean
82	82 Vote	US to Fail the Test of American Freedom
82	82 Vote	That's One Hell of a Hole
82	82 Vote	Don't Eat That Sausage and Bratwurst in Your Closet
82	82 Vote	Everyone Is Dunking on Dorks 1	1
82	82 Vote	The FBI Went Searching for Salty Snacks
82	82 Vote	Sir, You Are Drunk
82	82 Vote	Jesus Was an Aggressive Selfie Seeker
82	82 Vote	Getting Rid of Bats in Your Microwave
82	82 Vote	Poll: Americans Say Yes
82	82 Vote	Tell Us: Are You SERIOUS? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!