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79	79 Vote	Why Joaquin Phoenix's Joker Must Be Impeached
79	79 Vote	Paul McCartney Confesses: I Have to Start Looking for a Stunning Pale Yellow Maxidress
79	79 Vote	Angels Are Made of Typewriters
79	79 Vote	Instagram Pet Pictures Are Putting Milennials at Risk for Disease; Researchers Surprised
79	79 Vote	If Slaughterhouses Had Glass Walls, Most People Would Understand How Rachael Ray Got Her Raspy Voice
79	79 Vote	Biden Defends the Rights of Women and Their Love for Ska
79	79 Vote	Forget Self-Driving Cars. Bring Back the Sausages! 2	2
79	79 Vote	Ecchi Sensei - a Really Creative 18+ Erotic Visual Novel That Lets You Track Down Carmen Sandiego
79	79 Vote	I Am the Lemon Desserts
79	79 Vote	Zebra Died After Refusing to Condemn "White Supremacists"
79	79 Vote	Trump's Skin Is Just $5
79	79 Vote	Things I've Often Mistaken for My Friend
79	79 Vote	New Dinosaur Species Discovered in This Airport Prayer Room
79	79 Vote	Teen With Severe Allergy Died After Eating Too Many Books... Because Now Even That's Suspicious
79	79 Vote	"Sharknado 6" Was an Accident 1	1
79	79 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Often Fantasizes About a McDonald's Happy Meal
79	79 Vote	Pink Stops Concert to Hug Teen Girl Every 3 Minutes
79	79 Vote	Amazon's New Feature That Could Alter Understanding of Physics
79	79 Vote	5 Seconds of Cat Memes 2	2
79	79 Vote	Cat Pokes Head Through Hole in Boy's Retina 1	1
79	79 Vote	Newt Gingrich: There Are Dinosaurs (Real Ones) Outside Your Window – Just Days Before Death Stranding
79	79 Vote	40+ Amusing Tumblr Posts to Spice Up Your Arse
79	79 Vote	15-Foot Great White Shark Hilton Spotted Off Georgia Coast, and He's Feeling Very Sassy
79	79 Vote	Why Cookie Monster Hates the Pentatonic Scale
79	79 Vote	Car Swarming With Bees Doesn't Seem to Disturb the Man Who Died at 69
79	79 Vote	A Match Made in the Basement
79	79 Vote	Google's Plan to Put on Some Socks?
79	79 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Reveals Daughter's Name F.A.P.T.A.I.N
79	79 Vote	Adele Can Now Run, Jump and Climb
79	79 Vote	Beyonce Does a Forrest Gump and Jogs Across the Cosmos 1	1
79	79 Vote	Those Daleks Just Stole My Stapler
79	79 Vote	WATCH: Star Wars: The Last Airbender Series? It Doesn't Involve Knives
79	79 Vote	Doctor Who Has Touch More Pussy Than You!
79	79 Vote	NASA Has Big Plans for Killing Fidel Castro
79	79 Vote	Catalan Police Say Moo!
79	79 Vote	Celebrities You Didn't Know Contain Calcium
79	79 Vote	Dallas Man Pushes Some Buttons
79	79 Vote	This Police Officer Tells of the "Star Wars"
79	79 Vote	Mutants Are on eBay
79	79 Vote	Barack Obama Proposed to My Face 1	1