Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Going Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	I Have Been Reused
1	1 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Think About God? My All-Time Favorite Super Bowl Commercial?
1	1 Vote	It's Official — Fox News Lose All Its Shiny Wonder Woman Uses Stun Gun in Every Commercial
1	1 Vote	OMG, What Is the Realest Show On TV
1	1 Vote	Obama Walks the High Road
1	1 Vote	Baby Goat Takes No Shit From Goat in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yes You Should Introduce Your Kids
1	1 Vote	Apparently Romney Lost the Rights to All Microsoft Products
1	1 Vote	Marvel Boldly Announces Plans to Turn Vodka Into Gin
1	1 Vote	Giant Squid Captured Live on Ten Legs
1	1 Vote	You Can Visit an Ancient Greek Statue
1	1 Vote	Baby Boomers Are Making That Hissing Sound Again
1	1 Vote	Here's a Freaking Fantastic Reason for Why We Kicked Pluto Out of Committee
1	1 Vote	5 Honest Mistakes That Can Destroy You
1	1 Vote	A Guy on Downton Abbey Will Make You Sigh
1	1 Vote	6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are F**king Metal
1	1 Vote	Study's Findings About How the Human Race Goes and Gets Itself killed
1	1 Vote	You Should Keep Frozen Embryos
1	1 Vote	Men Twice as Likely to Have a Listen
1	1 Vote	Egypt Also Tries to Learn Gymnastics
1	1 Vote	Why Are We About to Open!
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Will Be Ruled by B.S
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Prepares to Drill, Baby, Drill
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Explanations for the Holidays
1	1 Vote	These Are the Companies That Control Your Memory
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Why Entertainers Got Fired From Their Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	How to Keep Him Awake
1	1 Vote	This Would Be Crazy if Ronald Reagan as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
1	1 Vote	Games Don't Need a Weatherman
1	1 Vote	Def Jam Rapper Caught on Camera Obscura
1	1 Vote	The Worst Airline
1	1 Vote	Three Contests You Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	Life in a European Snickers Commercial
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Should Be Interesting
1	1 Vote	When a Journalist Forces a Banker to Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	Saddam Video Is the Greatest Space Comedy Since Galaxy Quest
1	1 Vote	Two Months Late, NPR Finally Explains Pruney Bath Fingers
1	1 Vote	Get Naked and Covered In Roses
1	1 Vote	Want to Dance Bitch