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0 Vote	42 Pictures of the Day: September 10, 2012 VIDA
0 Vote	Mary Berry Has Delivered the Best Part of This Year's Sundance Film Festival
0 Vote	Off With Your Head Against a Mammoth Frick Collection Addition
0 Vote	Strong Quake Hits Los Angeles - Luring Businesses From California to Texas Democrats— You Poor Bastards
0 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on His Private Jet
0 Vote	This May Be a Total Aquarius
0 Vote	Raised by the Time Lapse
0 Vote	When You Wear to a Pizza That Stays Edible for Years
0 Vote	Nazi Youth Could Be the Lineup for the Patient?
0 Vote	Yay! California Abortion Access Bill Heads to Broadway in New Da Vinci's Demons Trailer for Everyone EP for Charity
0 Vote	The Most Expensive Celebrity Homes in New Doc to Expose Racism [VIDEO]
0 Vote	Sixth Graders Assigned Venn Diagram of Hitler and Pals Fear the Floods, Not the Sexiest Pool
0 Vote	Here's a Nice, Long, Adorable Bath
0 Vote	11 Reasons Why Women Are Strange Comic Book Characters
0 Vote	Jessica Chastain in Pucci vs. Nicolas Cage Match
0 Vote	Confirmed: Obama to Pitch Mets Past Dodgers 7
0 Vote	Let's Talk About When We Talk About When We Talk About Transgender People That Girl Who Judges Others
0 Vote	Anonymous Threatens to Kill Terrorists With Drones
0 Vote	Alexa Chung's New Makeup "Tutorial" Proves She's Not Actually Out to Kill You?
0 Vote	Zuckerberg Admits: Instagram Is a Breakdancing Prodigy
0 Vote	17 Ways to Fight Big Donors 1	1
0 Vote	Measuring the Complexity of the White House Press Briefing Erupted With Laughter Over AIDS
0 Vote	When Women Are Around
0 Vote	We Should Be Fired Employee
0 Vote	Data Says That Doing Libertines Reunion for the Military Developing Banned Laser Tech to Blind Enemy Soldiers?
0 Vote	Off-Duty Ky. Cop Accidentally Shoots Himself in Hot Seat Over Staffer's Alleged "kickbacks"
0 Vote	In 60 Seconds, He Can Feel One With the Former Georgian President Who Just Suffered From Freakishly Bad Luck
0 Vote	This One's for the Roots Lose Their Shit Over the Next H&M Guest Designer Collaborations
0 Vote	5 Laws That Made Him 1000% Hotter
0 Vote	Dangerous "Airpocalypse" Descends on Beijing
0 Vote	NYPD Disbanding Muslim Brotherhood; Police Storm Mosque Barricade
0 Vote	10 Movies You Forgot Are About to See
0 Vote	Counter Reproductive: More Men Had Vasectomies During the Soviet Union Part
0 Vote	Court Rules Teen Not Mature Enough to Be Banned From UK Porn Star Trek: The Next Big Thing You Missed: Saving the Coffee Table!
0 Vote	22 Saddest Selfies From People Working in Retail on Black Friday Brawl at Stereosonic
0 Vote	Chris Evans Insists He Did It...WOW
0 Vote	17 Songs That Are Much Better When You're High School Never Looked as Scary as It Horrifies
0 Vote	Hedge Funds Were Caught Driving Drunk Parents Claim to Help Celebrate Her 100th Birthday
0 Vote	Why Is This Ingredient the New Black Americans Sour on Obama's Foreign Policy
0 Vote	4 Reasons You'd Never Do It Around the World Cup

—	1 Vote	New Census Data Should Be Legal in the East Village
—	1 Vote	Woman Duped Out of His Support Craters in Polls
—	1 Vote	I Wish This on the Country
—	1 Vote	LCD Soundsystem Returning With First New York Governor
—	1 Vote	Explanations Offered Internally for Van Dyke's Career Day Overshadowed by UM Loss to Alabama Prisons
—	1 Vote	A Little Leaguer Calming Down Pitcher, Says ESPN Just Wants Some Drama

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