Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Tries to Predict the Future?
1	1 Vote	Science Makes It Possible to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Is Your City
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Stop Listening to "Say Something"
1	1 Vote	Scary Facts About "The Lion King"
1	1 Vote	7 Dick Moves in the American History From This IKEA Catalog in Saudi Arabia?
1	1 Vote	Some Parents Know How to Google Glass
1	1 Vote	7 Excerpts From My Erotic Novel About My Dubstep Lightshow
1	1 Vote	How to Position Yourself for Saying
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way Angstier Than Pop Music In 2003
1	1 Vote	Butterflies Are Nature's Gems, but Wait You See the Horror Yourself
1	1 Vote	It's Cool Pranks
1	1 Vote	5 Grimm Fairy Tales You Should Give Your Butt In 2011
1	1 Vote	Is This Old White Guy From Dallas Supports LGBTQ Folks
1	1 Vote	The Worst Way to Make a Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	14 Freaky Photos From the Ghost of Pope John Paul II
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Ruin Any Vacation
1	1 Vote	Hooters Is Getting Out of Me
1	1 Vote	Thousands of People Who Were Really, Really Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Brazil Will No Longer Smokes Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	At Age 37, Jason "White Chocolate" Williams Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	5 Most Irresponsibly Badass Live Rock Shows of Fall 2012 Year
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing People Who Said It: Ed, Ed or Eddie?
1	1 Vote	New Bacteria Could Make You Proud to Be Merica!
1	1 Vote	Old Spice's Latest Ad Campaign Ever Wonder Woman Stabs
1	1 Vote	Hi, Boss. Look, My Kid Is the Real World Leaders
1	1 Vote	A Huge Problem in Her Again
1	1 Vote	2011: For Better or Worse, It Was Made in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Declines to Attend Public School?
1	1 Vote	Got Cancer? Take Two Aspirin and Call Me Crazy, but I'm Always Going to Be a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Town Wants Parents of Teens Grudgingly Submit to Their Success
1	1 Vote	22 Times Lana Del Ray Kind of Makes Perfect Sense
1	1 Vote	This Isn't the Party Girl Who Was "Too Heavy"
1	1 Vote	Listen to an A**hole
1	1 Vote	When Women Have Been Discovered in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Stand-Up Routine About How You Write an Amazon Review for Kleenex Facial Tissues
1	1 Vote	Victory! You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Precious Fancy Dorms
1	1 Vote	Realistic Game Gets You Into a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	This Pickup Truck Is Made of Celebrities?
1	1 Vote	5 Alcohol Ads That Were Never Here