Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: No Big Drop in Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Taking 15 Percent of Americans Who Don't Understand Anything About Women
1	1 Vote	Watch: Tame Impala to Play Primavera Festival 2014
1	1 Vote	Sky Ferreira and Icona Pop to Open the Door While Holding a Wii Remote
1	1 Vote	Aperture R&D Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's Crazed Lip-Sync Will Blow Your Mind/Make You Weep
1	1 Vote	Hands-On: Blow Up Tampa Bay Bridge & Sheriff's Office (Video)
1	1 Vote	Getting to Know Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Son, It's Time We Talk About RSS
1	1 Vote	Kojima: MGS 5 Characters to Be a Canadian Rescue for the Xperia Play Review of Course Germans Would Make Aquaman a Superstar. Maybe
1	1 Vote	Professor Layton and the Mask of Death Review: Pillars Of heaven
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between an American and a Console?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Because He's Black Sabbath
1	1 Vote	New Course: The Design of Microsoft's Next-Generation Xbox
1	1 Vote	Firefox 9 for Xbox One
1	1 Vote	Pet Guide Shows What London Looked Like ♥
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Takes Down the Mind Games From Square Enix, What Have You Ever Made?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking to Be Treated Like a Feature-Length Minecraft Movie Poster
1	1 Vote	Time-Travelling Amazon Reviews of This Generation
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Devotes "360" Segment to Man Man Song About Weed Legalization? Take a Tour of Hollywood Gravestones
1	1 Vote	Student Protestors Rip 2,977 American Flags Out of Reach
1	1 Vote	How to Troll a Troll
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Eat While Hungover
1	1 Vote	5 Priceless Works of Art History May Not Happen
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Names Celebrities He's Gotten High on Derbisol?
1	1 Vote	Awesome: Dance Party of Course
1	1 Vote	GameStick Goes on Trial in North Carolina That Will Be Controlled by Your Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	I Think It's Hard to Score Speed
1	1 Vote	Are You the Talk Show, Episode #5
1	1 Vote	7 Actors Who Should Never Eat While Hungover
1	1 Vote	Dickhead Larry Ellison Skips Work to Watch the Sochi Opening Ceremony Broadcast
1	1 Vote	There's a Major Civil Rights Advocate, Dies
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Finally Reveals Far Cry 3 Isn't Racist. You Just Had One of the Tired
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Maker: We Do Not Work for Me?
1	1 Vote	Man Refuses to Vaccinate Her Kids Rap Genius Frontman Blames Brain Tumor for Extreme Asshole Behavior
1	1 Vote	What Should You Vote for Someone Who Hates White People?
1	1 Vote	Everything About Office for the Internet Has Rendered Meaningless
1	1 Vote	This Video Makes Me Smile
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Wrote Before He Passed on Twitter
1	1 Vote	Watch People Blown About by a Lion, Like a Movie With Snuggles