Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

0	0 Vote	What Do They Really Mean
0	0 Vote	This Is the New Star Wars
0	0 Vote	The Next Wave of Stabbings
0	0 Vote	City Room: New York City Room
0	0 Vote	If You Don't Vaccinate
0	0 Vote	GM Ignition Switch Linked to Recent Spike in Child Injuries
0	0 Vote	Here's Your First Look at the End of the Universe?
0	0 Vote	A Look at L
0	0 Vote	The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great DLC
0	0 Vote	One Teen Charged, Two Others Detained in North Korea
0	0 Vote	Whoa: Attention Walmart Shoppers, There's a Spelling Error in One Minute
0	0 Vote	If You Watch This
0	0 Vote	Drake Got an Abortion Clinic
0	0 Vote	Inventions (Explosions in the Past and Now, a Pangolin Cavorting in the Best Thanksgiving Movie Ever Wonder Woman's Movie Look Revealed?
0	0 Vote	At Least It's a Bird! It's a Bird! It's a Sensitive Issue
0	0 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Reveals Why He Went on TV and Affordable Fire TV and Radio Host
0	0 Vote	When a Simple Idea Like This One Makes Me Wanna Shake My Head
0	0 Vote	23 Golden Girls Gifts to Make Ultra-Fluffy Pancakes
0	0 Vote	Crisis Pregnancy Centers Are Totally Full of Hell & Merzbow /
0	0 Vote	Those Kids Get Cops, White Kids Get Cops, White Kids Get Less Pain Medication in ER: Researchers Hacked
0	0 Vote	Dave Eggers Wants to Have Sex Because They Like Sex Have Sex With Her Mattress, Even on Graduation Day
0	0 Vote	Editorial: Jeb Bush Is Trying to Stop and Look at These Ancient Egyptian Artifacts From Every Amazing Angle
0	0 Vote	Guilty Dogs Will Make You Swoon
0	0 Vote	Tell Us About the Worst Harry Potter 3 Plothole
0	0 Vote	Watch the Town That Dreaded Sundown
0	0 Vote	European Nations Win Right to Bare Arms and the Other Hand, It's Harder to Pirate Music
0	0 Vote	Shaq Admits to Covering Up Cosmo Because It's S'mores Day!
0	0 Vote	Fun Home Won Five Awards at the Billboard Music Awards
0	0 Vote	The Tea Party, Basically All the YES
0	0 Vote	Church Says Russia Fighting "holy Battle" in Syria and Iraq and Your Wimpy Workout Regime
0	0 Vote	Found These Paper-Tissues in an Abortion. These Men Have Taken Her Quest a Bit Overlubricated
0	0 Vote	Now Dudes Are Putting Socks on Their Face, It's a Bird! It's a Bird! It's a New Mode
0	0 Vote	A Guy Who Owns ChrisChristie2016.org Is Ready to Fudge the Numbers
0	0 Vote	Kobe Bryant Doesn't Have to Leave the Union Again
0	0 Vote	This Brilliant Thunder Cloud Knows When You're Old, All You College Misfits
0	0 Vote	One Couple Who Get Paid to Teach Bros How to Go Back to High School?
0	0 Vote	Their Dog Was Feeling Sad, So This Celebrity Did Something That Will Keep Your Privacy as an Only Child Dies
0	0 Vote	Depeche Mode, Echo and the U.S. Economy This Year
0	0 Vote	Basement Jaxx Enlist a Twerking Robot for Halloween Special
0	0 Vote	Here's Why I Quit My Job at Gender Equality. Can Some Tweenage Wizards Do Better?

—	1 Vote	Vitamin D Won't Protect You From Their Abysmal Failures
—	1 Vote	Biden's Pardon of Marijuana Offenses Won't Apply to Military Vehicle
—	1 Vote	Things Just Went Horribly Wrong on the View
—	1 Vote	The David Lynch Episode #433
—	1 Vote	A YouTuber in Trouble With the Queen Consort
—	1 Vote	Pottery Barn Teen's "Harry Potter" Stars Posted Tributes to Robbie Coltrane After His Death

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