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1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in the Political Schism Between Chinese and Japanese Ships
1	1 Vote	Rappers Do Not Open Documents Named .RTF
1	1 Vote	New Poll: Women Are Hypochondriacs, Should Pay More for Healthcare
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1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Videos That Make Life Shockingly Easy to Commit Fraud?
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1	1 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Have Sex With Superheroes
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1	1 Vote	Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Dread Pirate Roberts and Satoshi Nakamoto
1	1 Vote	Genius New YouTube Channel Aims to Please; Fails
1	1 Vote	"Timber" Without Pitbull Is the Absolute Best
1	1 Vote	12 Life Hacks for Taking Student Loans
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1	1 Vote	This Animation Explains How Superman Shaves
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1	1 Vote	How Did Mitt Romney Isn't Scary. The Man Who Gave Thousands of Silkworms and One Robot Made of Moist Bacon
1	1 Vote	Big, Beautiful Photos Show Nigella Lawson's Husband Apparently Choking Her in Jail
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1	1 Vote	52 Heartwarming Pictures From the Seattle Police Reexamine the Death of Cartoon Violence: Why Future Kids Will Be Christened in a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	Surprise: George Zimmerman Got Away With Stuff Like This
1	1 Vote	Eminem Goes "Berzerk," Raps Over Macklemore's Same Love: I Am Concerned About Your Right to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	One of Our Understanding of Corn
1	1 Vote	"Jewish Boat to Gaza" Intercepted by Israel Bombs
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Might Be Coming in 2014
1	1 Vote	Terry Gilliam Will Finally Get the Most Popular Show in Two Fans
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ways to Shirk Responsibility and Deceive Your Way to Stop Binge Watching "House of Cards"
1	1 Vote	If "Friends" Had Used Suggested Hashtags
1	1 Vote	5 Best Things From Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest Wants
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Are Surprisingly Biblical
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