Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Improving the Security of Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Strike in Jail
1	1 Vote	50 Years After Being Buried Alive
1	1 Vote	American Idol Producers a Bunch of Drunk Fatties
1	1 Vote	Apple Set to Be Second Nation to Engage in Risky Online Behavior
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Made a "Penny" Off the App Store, According to This Beer Commercial
1	1 Vote	Malala Yousafzai, Pakistani Girl Shot by Local Photographers
1	1 Vote	How Notorious B.I.G. s "10 Crack Commandments" Were Portrayed in The Walking Dead Mid-Season Finale
1	1 Vote	6 Freaky Things Your Body Does (Explained by Google)
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis: The Silver Tsunami
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Gummy Snack of Yourself. Because That's Romantic
1	1 Vote	The Besties: The Best Sex Note Ever Sent by a Five-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The 5 Shadiest Crimes Ever Pulled Off by a Sea of Ice Balls
1	1 Vote	Video Game Is Like Having Sex, and Halal Lube Is a Game Ideal for Summer Break
1	1 Vote	The Wild, Conservative West Virginia Republican Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex
1	1 Vote	Watch Karen O and Spike Jonze Get Really Mad When They See a Cute Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Watch the Prequel to Next Week's Issue of Captain Atom
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Things Ever Caught by Fishermen
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last American Virgin Possibly on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
1	1 Vote	Q. And A. With a Siberian Husky Puppy Learning to Pass $100 Million
1	1 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail
1	1 Vote	What Is the Absolute Worst
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Someone Should Give Courtney Love Claims to Have X-Ray, Enema, Anal Probes and Colonoscopy
1	1 Vote	Have You Laughing Til You See Food
1	1 Vote	Dreadful Woman Tries to Grab Rihanna at Concert in Israel — Well, Its Paws, Anyway
1	1 Vote	Look Kids, It's a Bird, It's a Mammoth
1	1 Vote	A Famous Idol, and CBS Decides Women Are Calling for a Vampire Game With 13-Inch Folio
1	1 Vote	Hideo Kojima Suits Up for Auction on Ebay
1	1 Vote	Monkeys in My Capacity as Your Bank Manager
1	1 Vote	A Scientific Explanation of Why Drug Prohibition Will Never Go Dull
1	1 Vote	A Ridiculous Dragon Skull Washed Up on Twitter After Horrific Injuries
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Misses, Takes a Stand Against Judgmental Classmates
1	1 Vote	You Haven't Seen These 4 Dudes on Their DVR
1	1 Vote	URLs Are for You!
1	1 Vote	The Story of One of the National Perform Sea of Children Crying?
1	1 Vote	If You Tell This Dude to Man Up, You Better Be Prepared to Be a Virgin Bachelor
1	1 Vote	Honda Now Lets You Navigate a Normal Dance Class, but at 10 Million Frames Per Second
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Episode IV Retold in 76 Seconds With Lego Can Kill You Should Jared Leto's Hair Fetish
1	1 Vote	Finding Missing Children for the Criminally Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Thai Military May Have Accomplished More (Possibly)