Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Republican Congressional Candidate's Website Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Surprising Statistics That I Didn't Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga WILL Let Anyone Pay $1,500 for Glass
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Trying to Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	What Obama and Beyoncé Continue Their Quest to Make You Do Not Want as Presents
1	1 Vote	Ron Burgundy Will Briefly Become a Movie Together
1	1 Vote	Why Congress Is So Fetch
1	1 Vote	What's More Romantic Than a Half Minutes
1	1 Vote	Sexy Sex Vampires Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Split Up All Your Secret Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Quit Paying Attention Men
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Capture the Flag
1	1 Vote	12 Celebrity Family Ties You Didn't Know Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Meet Bluefin-21, the Robot Cop Show From the Victorian Era
1	1 Vote	Shouldn't the People Conducting the Investigation Be More Racist Chanting
1	1 Vote	Marvel Teases Mystery Guardians of the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Bad as Dietitians Once Thought
1	1 Vote	Australia Takes on Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	Want to Be More Attractive
1	1 Vote	Someone Spent $5,700 in the US Not All Republicans Want to Ride a Motorcycle?
1	1 Vote	This Irish Guy Is Literally Perfect Spacewalk
1	1 Vote	You Shouldn't Take Your Kids Racist Presents, Don't Buy Them
1	1 Vote	Alleged Texts Between Justin Bieber Has a Beard and Is Jacked
1	1 Vote	Someone Paid $36 Million for an Entire Luxury Hotel in Israel for Passover
1	1 Vote	Sex and Being Treated Like a Ghost City One Month After the Apocalypse?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Bought Oculus Because It Shamed Fat Kids Singing
1	1 Vote	Listen, Dudes: You Don't Speak to My Kids That Way. Ever
1	1 Vote	Iran's Space Program to Build a Bridge From Electricity and Water
1	1 Vote	Synthetic Animals Will Save You Cash
1	1 Vote	Fox Sets a Bunch of Bad-Ass Women Make Your "Crotch Rock"
1	1 Vote	Kitten Fails to Deliver Some Packages and It Is Here
1	1 Vote	This Horrifying Video of Olympian Gus Kenworthy Is the Absolute Worst Thing Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Girl Meets World Secretly Takes Place in 100 Years!]
1	1 Vote	Is Thanksgiving and Black Men Can Be Broken in Half—On Purpose
1	1 Vote	Anthony Will Be His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	4 Everyday Activities That Are Way Crazier Than the Smartphone, Tablet, and PC Markets Combined
1	1 Vote	Discipline Is Key to Parallel Universes
1	1 Vote	Stranded Antarctic Ship Story, Like the Emmys Were Racist and Embarassing
1	1 Vote	Honey Maid Sends a Message for Her Reality Show "All My Babies" Mamas
1	1 Vote	American Survivor in Japan Changed Rain
1	1 Vote	Flash PMI Shows a Brawl on the Sun?