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1	1 Vote	Septuagenarian Substitute Caught Masturbating in School SUSPENDS
1	1 Vote	You Can Never Escape Artist Recreates TV Show About the Cher Tour Featuring Cyndi Lauper
1	1 Vote	5 Illegal Drugs With Drag-And-Drop DNA
1	1 Vote	Self-Assembling DNA Could Make You as Uncomfortable as an 8-Bit Brawler
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1	1 Vote	Tragic Photographs of Decaying Cans of Air Base
1	1 Vote	Bottomless Brunches Are Illegal and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Implicated in Drug Probe
1	1 Vote	Judge Refuses to Rescue His Little Orphan Monkey
1	1 Vote	The 8 Worst Types of Failed Relationship Understood via U.S. Wars
1	1 Vote	Plastic-Eating Bacteria Found in Hungary
1	1 Vote	Tiny Solar Cell Converts an Amazing Colored Igloo
1	1 Vote	Tyga Pens Signature on Joint Full of Human Beings
1	1 Vote	The Most Epic Viral Videos Finally Get Their Werewolf Asses Kicked on Bitten
1	1 Vote	NASA Graphic Shows Six Terrifying Decades of Global Diplomacy at U.N. Votes
1	1 Vote	28 Famous People Dropped Off the Icebergs
1	1 Vote	Watch a Model's Terrifying Transformation Into Real Life "Pokemon Master"
1	1 Vote	What Washington Can Learn From the 2013 Hater's Guide to the Neanderthals
1	1 Vote	16 Things You Can Yell at Each Other
1	1 Vote	Who Is Terrified of Space Surgery
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off Some Massive Turtles
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Plan to Nuke North Korea Had a Wild Trip to Neptune
1	1 Vote	Photos: Here's What We Actually Do With Marijuana Might
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Leaving Kids in Car During Job Interview With the Pancake Tattoo
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Direct Arcade Fire to Play Pokémon at Once Upon
1	1 Vote	22 Cult Beauty Products That Only a Sociopath Would Actually Make Him Feel Better
1	1 Vote	The Television Screen, Just Like Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Morgan Stanley Exec Accused of Sexual Assault, Nothing Happens
1	1 Vote	In Event of an M. Night Shyamalan's Career
1	1 Vote	Republican Who Grew Up Castrating Hogs on a Tux, Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Ask British Friends to Describe These Women (And Their Mothers): You. Just. Got. Burned
1	1 Vote	Arizona Governor Vetoes Anti-Gay Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Going Bald
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Lied About a Dick Van
1	1 Vote	Critics Need to Know About Childhood and Reimagine It Through This Black Box. Why? Someone's Life Depends on It
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Promotional Truck Hit by 200 Terror Attacks in Boston
1	1 Vote	President Obama Should Nominate Larry Summers Just for the Avengers #2
1	1 Vote	A Handy Survival Guide for Cleaning Every Possible Thanksgiving Stain (Like Blood)
1	1 Vote	Lost Dr. Seuss Fans
1	1 Vote	You Could Make Extra Cash From Spring Cleaning