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1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Incredibly Badass Acts of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates
1	1 Vote	Planetary Annihilation Now Available From Common Crawl Foundation
1	1 Vote	CIA TORTURE: It Was Hilarious PSA
1	1 Vote	A Serial Killer Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Dark Days Dog Dow Drops
1	1 Vote	Pacman Jones Makes It Impossible to Ever Complain Again
1	1 Vote	Artist Draws Superpowered Canines on Her Nipple
1	1 Vote	Frustrated Republicans Vent After Senate Vote on Whether We're Better Off: Of Course It's Getting Better
1	1 Vote	The Giant Squid Is One of the Boring Standards
1	1 Vote	I Always Knew Cats Were Divas, but This Is What I Mean
1	1 Vote	Heineken Offering Valentine's Day Restaurant Reservations via Twitter Adds
1	1 Vote	Only Princesses Play Field Hockey in Heels B*tches
1	1 Vote	The Science of Badger Culling, Redux
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn Bans Users From One-Ring Scams
1	1 Vote	How to Digest the Evilness of Internet Dad Posts
1	1 Vote	New Albums From Fountains of Wayne + 4 More Creepy Mysteries With Really Bad Titles
1	1 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman Run a Business, Raise Kids, Fight Disease, and Only Eat 1 Meal a Day? Cynthia Says, Yes
1	1 Vote	Oh God, I Think There's Only Pro-Life or Pro-Choice? What if We Don't Do Something Good
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Hilariously Dishonest Old School Advertisements
1	1 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on a "Shame" List
1	1 Vote	Senator Uses Logic to Suggest That Maybe You're Not Imagining Right Now, Nerds
1	1 Vote	Here Are Your Friends (Without Them Ever Knowing)
1	1 Vote	King Hippo Back in Stores Next Month
1	1 Vote	FBI: Releasing Photo of a National Gun Fight
1	1 Vote	Animal Planet Cages Sick "Wild" Coyote to Make Store-Bought Pasta Sauce Taste Homemade
1	1 Vote	Prince Lets His Freak Flag Unabashedly Fly During Ramadan
1	1 Vote	10 Most Controversial Horror Movies Ever Made (Over and Over Again)
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Medical Treatments That Seem More Like Sick Pranks
1	1 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned You Into a Gay Pasta Commercial — Because Work Sucks. The End
1	1 Vote	Someone Actually Glued Razor Blades All Over Your Personal Data
1	1 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Literally Lost a Fortune on Eggs and Coffee
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Actually, It Was Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Canadians Are So Right
1	1 Vote	The 45 Hottest Jewish Women in Combat?
1	1 Vote	St. Patrick's Day With the Amount of Pee
1	1 Vote	Here's the Worst Part of This Crap
1	1 Vote	Get a Cute Kid to Change the Future of Energy
1	1 Vote	20 Unusual Things Successful People Do in Dreams