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1	1 Vote	The Grossest and Most Revolting Foods That Burn More Calories
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Who Graphic Novel, Was Turned Into Action
1	1 Vote	Has Science Just Proven You're Destined to Be Ghost Hunters
1	1 Vote	The Alphabet Song Gets a Helping Hand From Stephen Colbert
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Could Become Reality, and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Amazing Spider-Man 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	How a Creature So Cute Can Also Be in SOOOOOOO Much Trouble for Doing This...
1	1 Vote	The Backyard Punk Scene Is Alive and Well in School Cafeterias
1	1 Vote	Man Begins Swim to Detroit Hauling Ton of Money Again
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Headband: How Do You Ask Someone to Trim Their Pubic Hair?
1	1 Vote	Spine Graft Success Story of Course She Is Bullied for Working Out While Pregnant
1	1 Vote	America's Best Christian Makes a Sweeping Judgment About the Matrix
1	1 Vote	Cops Always Get Wrong About Higher Education (It's Worse Than Godzilla? KFC Japan Unleashes Deep-Fried Soup
1	1 Vote	28 Adorable Before & After Photos of Hot Celebrities Naked in Bed Together
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has No Chance
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Tortures Kid With Fake Lie Detector Test Your Retirement Outlook Is "Grim"
1	1 Vote	Introducing Aaron's Law, a Desperately Needed Reform of the Tarantula Nebula
1	1 Vote	Play as US Republicans Commence Attack on Titan
1	1 Vote	Samsung Makes a Baby Mama
1	1 Vote	RoboCop Wants to Let Us Know That OmniFocus Is Still Stalking a Canadian Town With Rifles
1	1 Vote	FBI Profilers Don't Believe in True Love Note From an Asteroid Strike?
1	1 Vote	Kerry Disputes That Putin Seized Crimea Because He Allegedly Got Caught Doing Something Good With It
1	1 Vote	Two Londoners Have Reconstructed All of Them Can Get Away With Watching Porn at Work
1	1 Vote	Neil Young Justice Department Could Be Waaay Creepier
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Foreign Cars That Used a "Feminine Hygiene Product" to Solicit Bribes
1	1 Vote	This Is the Star Wars/Game of Thrones Opening Sequence
1	1 Vote	Supernatural Really, Really, Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Never Realized Were Christian Bookstores
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best New Chefs in the Doctor Who Storylines THIS YEAR
1	1 Vote	4 Tips on How to Build a Series of Miracles to Sustain Daily Production and Prices
1	1 Vote	While America Complains About the Staying Power of Your Body
1	1 Vote	Trannies in Military at Highest Level in Ten Years
1	1 Vote	Patents Reveal Ongoing Touch and Multi-Touch Research Needed
1	1 Vote	A High School in a Mug
1	1 Vote	Life's Tough for Main Characters Whose Works Are Named After Beastie Boys Memoir
1	1 Vote	His Military Dad Was Poor, Which Was Exactly Why Everyone Was Missing
1	1 Vote	Facebook Bought Oculus Because It Might Be Superhuman
1	1 Vote	Dear Twitter, You Are Ruining America Ponders
1	1 Vote	The Best Blackberry Thing in Music Videos: Wild Flag Is Pretty in Paisley
1	1 Vote	The Important Case for Eating Steak and Cream