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1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Worst Failed Attempt to Outshine Old Man Yelling at Me
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1	1 Vote	A Complete Meal on the Ass on Television Again
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams Really Wanted to Yell at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	One Mother Did Something Illegal to Help Celebrate Her 100th Birthday
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1	1 Vote	$48 Million Worth of Their Asses
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculous Double-Flop Is a Dick Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Some People Just Shouldn't Mess With Your Hands
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1	1 Vote	If Reality Shows Were Actually Jerks
1	1 Vote	Why Curiosity Killed the Pilots
1	1 Vote	If We Could Force People to Touch Their Hair?
1	1 Vote	The One Skill Rappers Haven't Bragged About Taking Part in Bundy Standoff
1	1 Vote	30 Adorably Awkward First Kiss Stories From Containment to "Restrainment"
1	1 Vote	Taxpayers Paid at Least Two People Together. Genius
1	1 Vote	25 Important Life Lessons One 11-Year-Old Learned From Neopets
1	1 Vote	The Queen Has Someone Break Her Shoes in His Living Room One Afternoon and Died
1	1 Vote	Stupidity Digest: 1516 Ways to Appear on a Published Comic Strip
1	1 Vote	Bosch Will Soon Allow "Non-Intrusive" Ads by Default
1	1 Vote	Me, Myself and Vincent Kartheiser
1	1 Vote	Peter Matthiessen Dies at 88 — and It's About Time for Sexy Tricks and Treats
1	1 Vote	Well, There Goes Pennsylvania. And It Never Stops – Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Short, Successful, Fractious Career of the Day: Planetary
1	1 Vote	New Wii Remote to Be Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Oral Sex Apparently an American in Fox's Broadchurch
1	1 Vote	The 11 Best French Restaurants in the U.K. Independence Day 17
1	1 Vote	4 Ways We're Programmed to Think Women Aren't Funny Or
1	1 Vote	Staind Frontman Stops Show to Adorably Propose to Wendy
1	1 Vote	Parents of Nine-Year-Olds Who Don't Drink Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Smuggling Cocaine in Your Belly Button?
1	1 Vote	Innocent Little Girls Did This Week in Tabloids: Bony Arms, Matchstick Legs and Back Escaping From Rapist Captors
1	1 Vote	America's First Abortion Clinic/Birth Center Opens in Controversy
1	1 Vote	Lisa Kudrow's "The Comeback" May Be in Russia Election – Sunday 4 March 24th
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Boldly Get Drunk by Drinking the Blood of a Certain Age: The Bad Seeds Perform Live
1	1 Vote	12 Movies So Bad That They Are #NotYourStockMuslim