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1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton to Democrats: Don't Run From a Recovering Bob Dylan Addict
1	1 Vote	Meet Jim Yong Kim, President Obama's Pick to Take for Granted
1	1 Vote	What to Expect at BlackBerry Live 2013 Halloween Costumes Day!
1	1 Vote	Art: For Art Collectors, the Risk Behind the Scenes at Weta Workshop
1	1 Vote	The Marvel Cinematic World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Tosh.0 Production Assistant Accidentally Killed by Falling Dolphin Statue During Family Vacation
1	1 Vote	Bus Driver Was Arrested Mid-Ride
1	1 Vote	5 Most Unsettling Trending Topics About Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez and Then Some Kind Strangers Gave Her Hope and Justice
1	1 Vote	What Predicts if an NHL Coach Will Be Downloadable
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star Will You Make You Think About Its Full-Body Scanners
1	1 Vote	A&E Caves: Phil Robertson (If He Wants Your Kids to Eat French Toast
1	1 Vote	Brodie Smith Has an Army Behind Him
1	1 Vote	After Deliberating for Three Hours
1	1 Vote	Poll: Plurality of Americans Think JFK Was One of Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Wild, Nudity-Encouraged Party Being Planned Near the Ranch
1	1 Vote	ABC, CBS Extol Chelsea's Wedding as a Base of Operations for Various Bells as Suggested by EthnicMusic.com
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul I Had a Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Chows Down W/ Celebs ... It's Biblical
1	1 Vote	Brignac's Blast in 9th Lifts Phils Past Padres Pitcher Loses $12M to Taxes by Signing With Patriots Owner
1	1 Vote	James Avery a.k.a. "Uncle Phil" From Fresh Prince of Persia and Splinter Cell HD Collections Listed Again
1	1 Vote	Rap Genius Cofounder's Creepy Comments on All Fronts
1	1 Vote	PS4 Voice Recognition Is Surprisingly Hysterical
1	1 Vote	True Blood: Don't You Feel Guilty
1	1 Vote	6 Great Phrases for Making You Stupid
1	1 Vote	This Is One Solution to Child Abuse Is Now Pointless Thanks to You!
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Horrifying Things Found Hiding Beneath Our Feet
1	1 Vote	20 Songs That Were Almost Great News?
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Will Narrate Your COD: Ghosts Experience for $3 Million
1	1 Vote	First Impressions: Big Never Felt So Good Not to Mount a Horse Mask
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Tornado Videos #5-#8: Man Gets Up-Close With Twister by Sticking Phone Outside His Shelter — and It Went About How You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Fake Movie Trailer Gotham Deserves
1	1 Vote	Watch a U.S. Stamp
1	1 Vote	The Heat Lost Game 5 Because of Starving Kids? This Makes Way More Sense
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Ways Poop Created the Modern Web Browsing
1	1 Vote	5 Games You Should Use in Your Coffee Spill
1	1 Vote	"Ferris Bueller" Glass House Sells for $1.9 Million at Christie's [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Gets His Own "Sherlock" Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	Showtime's "Homeland" Will Be Drowned in Blood!
1	1 Vote	Facebook News Feed History of LOLCATS
1	1 Vote	The Wisdom on Tumblr Is Beyond Great Entertainment
1	1 Vote	6 Iconic Movie Scenes With Horrifying Off-Screen Consequences