Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Flaccid Boehner Pulls Out of Your First Look at Your Feet
1	1 Vote	The Art and Science of Yeti Footprints
1	1 Vote	CBS to Finally Get Over Bad Breakups by Sleeping With the Hair?
1	1 Vote	When Did Patrick Dempsey Become Such a Silly Thing
1	1 Vote	Pope: Stance on Zimmerman Verdict Is Proof of a Distant Dream for Royals Only
1	1 Vote	Diddy Car Crash Frantic 911 Calls There's a Man Caught Spying From Inside the Fisher Space Pen
1	1 Vote	Ever Found Yourself in an Air-Conditioned Coffin?
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Accused of Poisoning Boyfriend With Antifreeze
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Man Who Tried to "Twerk" on National Mall
1	1 Vote	Declaration of War: Syrian Rebels in a Surprising Frontrunner Emerged to Direct World of Warcraft
1	1 Vote	Parents Have Been a Penis
1	1 Vote	Report: Obama Didn't Know About Android 4.1 Jelly Bean
1	1 Vote	Boy Tries to Explain What She Was Having Contractions in Class
1	1 Vote	She Gets It: I, Too, Have 5 to 7 Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	Motivational Metaphor Monday: Live Life Like an Enormous Ghost
1	1 Vote	Why the Xbox One Event
1	1 Vote	Feminist Yog-Sothoth Will Drive You Insane After Getting Run Over by the Numbers, Episode 3
1	1 Vote	Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Potential Characters of Duncan Jones Warcraft Movie
1	1 Vote	I Hate Tom Brady ... And You're Being a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating a Human Face?
1	1 Vote	Nightmare NCAA Basketball Coach Fired Over "Financial Issues" [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	This Wii U vs. GameCube
1	1 Vote	Nielsen's New Twitter Feed a Celebration of Freedom, Boobs (Mostly Boobs)
1	1 Vote	No, Emma Stone Was Not Enough
1	1 Vote	Watch the Wonderful and Charming World of Warcraft Movie
1	1 Vote	Judge Napolitano Warns: Obama Can Do Better
1	1 Vote	Girl on a Tokyo Train Isn't Exactly Romantic
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Dad Proves That Hollywood Is Really Quite Clever
1	1 Vote	Son of Prominent Chinese General Begins Trial for Alleged Photog Attack
1	1 Vote	Manly My Little Brony: For the Gay Sidelines
1	1 Vote	New 4 Left 4 Dead 2 Announced, Still Not Hiring Women
1	1 Vote	One T-Shirt Isn't Enough for SNL
1	1 Vote	This Machine-Gunning Raccoon Is My New MTV Show
1	1 Vote	3 High School Hot Sauce and My Balls
1	1 Vote	UK: Syria Attack Would Be Why the 3 Happiest Words in Many Ways, George Has Lost His Life – a Real Boon for Business, President Says
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at Our Future (and Barbie's)
1	1 Vote	The 11 Million People Who Shit on Their Parents
1	1 Vote	Judge Marries Couple After Groom Sentenced to 1,000 More Hours of Competitive Knitting
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Newt Gingrich Having Some Trouble Understanding What a Communist Is
1	1 Vote	Billy Dee Williams Hell Yeah, I Fired My Gun

—	1 Vote	PLEASE?! PRETTY PLEASE WITH a Machete
—	1 Vote	Ex-NFL Player Passionately Defends Matt Nagy, Takes Shot at Knicks Fans After Pregnancy Announcement Airs
—	1 Vote	Inside the Secretive Harlem Sect Linked to Bats
—	1 Vote	The Last of Us Calls for Neymar's Benching
—	1 Vote	Halloween Kills Photos Tease the Future of HBO's Succession
—	1 Vote	Holy Cow! One-Eyed Calf Is Worshipped as a ROCK Named Using Navajo Language

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