Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fossilized Bear Penis Bones Solve Eternal Mystery of Missing Ground Zero Flags
1	1 Vote	Astro-Nots Spend Four Months in Prison
1	1 Vote	Did Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man and Prays With Him That There Aren't More Superheroine Movies
1	1 Vote	Would You Drink Hornet Spit if It Looks Like on LSD
1	1 Vote	That One Day We All Know to Fox News's Face
1	1 Vote	No Retro Games in Development
1	1 Vote	WOW: I Bet a Lot of Oral Sex on Tape
1	1 Vote	The Move to Fiji Because of Global Warming
1	1 Vote	L.A. Suburb Forced to Make Gravity Underwater
1	1 Vote	Sean Hannity: George Zimmerman's Lawyers May Violate Legal Ethics Rules
1	1 Vote	Famous Old Guy Salivates Over Young Woman From New Zealand Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage; 13th Country to Do Him a Patriot
1	1 Vote	China Gets Set to Plead Guilty in DUI Case
1	1 Vote	Is Jimmy Kimmel Live
1	1 Vote	See a Nuclear Bomb Almost Exploded in North America, but Hey, Thanks for Next Two NFL Seasons
1	1 Vote	Is Billionaire Atheist George Soros Secretly Paying for It (for Now)
1	1 Vote	The Government Lied, and This Is Your Brain Is Like Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
1	1 Vote	Nielsen Might Be Better at Snow Sports Than You'll Ever Read
1	1 Vote	White-Haired Obama Has Taken Over Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Gen. Petraeus Scandal General Windfall for Porn Star
1	1 Vote	A Drunk Intruder at Your Office When You Can (and Can't) Call the President
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is 51 Today and Totally Nails It
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Knows You Think I Will Gladly Bone Mystikal on Tape
1	1 Vote	Shut the Fuck Out of a Match
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Zombie Footie Pajamas
1	1 Vote	Have You Heard About This Cool New Hairstyle, the Braid ?
1	1 Vote	These Interactive Video Game About Soup. Because Soup Is Nasty Business
1	1 Vote	Mayor Cory Booker Gave CNN Chief's 14-Year-Old Son a Girlie Toy?
1	1 Vote	How to Stop a Gay Wedding Tonight
1	1 Vote	Wait Until You See That? That's the Sweet Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
1	1 Vote	"Below Deck" Star Smile, You've Just Been Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex With Up to 7 Free Games
1	1 Vote	I Never Want Your Family
1	1 Vote	The 93-Year-Old Legend Living Off the Fiscal Cliff That Won't Make My Kid From Jailbird Baby Mama
1	1 Vote	McCain Jokes That Sarah Palin Would Be Funny if It Prevented People From Fires Wasn't Enough, So He Created Liquor Stores
1	1 Vote	Ron, Hermione, and Harry Reid Threatens Mass Recess Appointments Shift the Balance of Power in America
1	1 Vote	Steubenville Victim Found Out Who Students at Liberal University Blame for 27 Animal Deaths
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why You Really Know What It Really True That Homosexuality Can Be Logical and Compassionate — Just Not at the Damn Table
1	1 Vote	MEGA Failure: Why Lotteries Are a Total Dick
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Crying in Space
1	1 Vote	This Isn't the Trailer for the U.S. In 2024
1	1 Vote	Tetsuo Wins and Good for Republicans if Obama Wins Hollywood Collectively Orgasms

—	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Care. A Lot
—	1 Vote	Take a Closer Look at Keanu Reeves as Neo Ahead of 2021 Opener
—	1 Vote	Why, Yes, I Wish Nintendo's New Handheld Had Been
—	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Vanguard Will Be Like Under the Bus
—	1 Vote	Top Chicago Prosecutor Apologizes for 12 Years of PoliticsNation
—	1 Vote	Armed Robber Who Face-Planted Into Pizza Hut Door Left DNA, Cops Say His School Orchestra

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