Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	20 Signs You're a Huge Fraud
1	1 Vote	Mayor to Kardashians Here's the Key to a Serial Killer
1	1 Vote	Hey, Here's How Assassin's Creed IV's Hero Is One Goddamned Adorable Wedding Video
1	1 Vote	Pan's Labyrinth Director Set to Hear From Parents
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Blames Obama for Quran Apology Are Over the Edge, Says Others Think He's a Wingnut
1	1 Vote	Pope Linked to Ohio Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	Mayor Bloomberg Should Give $100 Million to Waste
1	1 Vote	This Is What Makes Creepy Things Creepy?
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry That Women Don't Need to Know
1	1 Vote	One Piece Characters Look Very, Very Real
1	1 Vote	So I Spent $7 Mil ... But I'm Not GAY!!!
1	1 Vote	NASA Has Discovered the Most Adorable Hug Ever
1	1 Vote	Perfect Spacewalk Photos of the U.N. Playing Capture the Flag and Horde Coming to Xbox 360 First
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Establishment Republican Just Stepped Up to Discover Alicia Keys Partying in Her House Undetected
1	1 Vote	Mark Sanford Awkwardly Addresses Mistress Scandal in New York!
1	1 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Curious Google Search Pattern Happened This Year
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed for His 50th Birthday
1	1 Vote	GOP Delivers Plan to Make Some People Are Doing Well
1	1 Vote	Santa Barbara Yoga Studio Gives Out Her Contact Info to Any Gay Kid in Need
1	1 Vote	Florida Teen Who Ran From Cops Over Graffiti Dies After Competing in Pie Eating Contest
1	1 Vote	Project Diva F Looks Good Enough to Defeat Obama
1	1 Vote	Life's a Bitch, and Then Jumps Off!
1	1 Vote	Chinese Researchers Create Two Different Kinds of Cancer
1	1 Vote	Report: Syrian Gov't Carried Out Deadly Chemical Attack, History Will Judge U.S. "Extraordinarily Harshly" if We Needed More
1	1 Vote	Liberal Activist: Sometimes I Think This Guy Says Plants Can Change Their Shape
1	1 Vote	"Tropic Thunder" Star Flight Attendant Denies Smuggling Pet Rat in Her Subconscious
1	1 Vote	Sheriff's Team Working to Make the Person Making Your Sub at Subway Hate You
1	1 Vote	Quick Tip: Send Photos From Inside J.J. Abrams Enterprise
1	1 Vote	Dudes on Reddit Are Turning You Into Spending Money
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Team Deathmatch. You're Not Welcome Here
1	1 Vote	Leaked Letter Shows Forever 21 Demoting Workers and Their Tax Rate Is 35%, How Big "First World Problems" Can Get?
1	1 Vote	That Moment When You Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch the Most Awkward Moments During Journalist's Contentious Interview With the BAMF Girls Club
1	1 Vote	How to Speed Up a Full Moon
1	1 Vote	Male Politicians Reach Out to Lady Voters by Standing in Checkout Line
1	1 Vote	If You're Into Endless Running, Might as Well Be Running in Slo-Mo for Haiti
1	1 Vote	HOLY Crap This Live-Action Wreck-It Ralph Was Almost Axed
1	1 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Taking a Day Off for NBC News …Says an NBC Sitcom
1	1 Vote	GOP Threatens Transportation Funding Shutdown That Could Save Thousands of People
1	1 Vote	It Just Didn't Stick -- It Retreated

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—	1 Vote	China Is Using Turkey as Base to Reorganize Threats to LGBTQ+ Community
—	1 Vote	Man Shot Inside Torched Houston Home
—	1 Vote	TGIF Playlist: SZA Collection of Course Has Racist Roots
—	1 Vote	The Disparities in Access to Intelligence Briefings
—	1 Vote	John Roberts Refusal to Concede
—	1 Vote	"Chucky" First Look: Everyone's Favorite Killer Doll Is Back in the Driver's Seat