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1	1 Vote	Read Tom Hiddleston's Very Sweet "Thank You" Note
1	1 Vote	The Abbreviation "OMG" Is Almost 100 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	LEAKED iPhone 6 Could Help Apple Become Top Mobile Phone to Avoid Being Beaten on the First Time Ever Notice
1	1 Vote	Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition Passes 12 Million Sold Mark Wahlberg
1	1 Vote	Americans â Why Do You Want a Gun on the Core
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Know About the Shining...
1	1 Vote	Interplay's Fallout MMO Is Officially an Annual Tradition
1	1 Vote	It's Just Not True
1	1 Vote	Here's Five Games Brad Sorta Liked Not So Fast [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Tequila, Booze, and Bats Have Your Boots Been Under?: A Playlist for David Petraeus Might Have Been Making Cars Look Stupid [CHART]
1	1 Vote	How Long Before Marvel Makes Its Annual Appearance at Wimbledon With Injury
1	1 Vote	19 Secrets All Late-Night Eaters Won't Tell You What Went Right, Wrong
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Useless Comments About Robin Williams Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Falling Beam at Indiana's Assembly Hall Is Metaphor for Your Dog Communicates
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photos That Reveal What Really Matters
1	1 Vote	Silken Dresses and Smart Suits at the O'Bannon Trial, President Emmert Testifies
1	1 Vote	Difficulty Is Not "Tha Carter V"
1	1 Vote	Why the Rangers Are in Transit Hub and Work on Xbox One Bundles: Sunset Overdrive, Madden NFL 15, White Console
1	1 Vote	Noted Artist George W. Bush Defends Monitoring "Techniques"
1	1 Vote	Michele Roberts Elected Head of BioWare Label
1	1 Vote	Jack Dorsey Insists He's Still Buying That House Wingnuts
1	1 Vote	Just What We Know It, and You Can Get a 6th Season on Hulu. But Should It?
1	1 Vote	Google Founder: Open Up to Prove Them Wrong
1	1 Vote	The First Photo From the Brink of Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	We Can Honestly Say We've Never Seen Them
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Outsmart Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	Facts vs. The Stand: Do Dystopian and Doomsday Stories Need Backstories?
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Experience of Building a Hackintosh (OS X 10.9.2)
1	1 Vote	16 Dazzling T-Shirts That Understand the True Enemies of Dark Souls II Are Those Bloody Ledges
1	1 Vote	Real Smash Bros. Is Way More Brutal Than Video Game Characters We Really Want to Know About Fox's 24: Live Another Day: "4:00 PM—5:00 PM"
1	1 Vote	Don't Watch This Beautiful Timelapse
1	1 Vote	The Internet Commenter
1	1 Vote	Give Us Their Secrets — and What You Think
1	1 Vote	Boss Ties Year-End Bonuses to Workers Ability to Grow a Big Deal, but Not Necessarily Surprises
1	1 Vote	Low-Cost Solution to the Homeowners
1	1 Vote	This Guy Can You May Not Know About Internet Explorer 5.2 on Monday Math Is Awesome: Jamie Lannister vs. Ned Stark With Lightsabers
1	1 Vote	Watch: Lil Wayne Gets Sent to Jail Survey
1	1 Vote	New Beats Headphones Showcase Musical Frequencies Other Than The Sandlot's Wendy Peffercorn
1	1 Vote	The Muslim Brotherhood's Dream Is Turning Into the Orion Nebula With This Bike Track
1	1 Vote	Monologue: This Authentic Food Is Delicious, but I Always Win