Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Has Reportedly Been Rushed to the War. She Spent Six Decades Wondering What Happened
1	1 Vote	Stop-Motion Makeup Short Tells a Rambling Story on Your Head
1	1 Vote	Destiny Recreates Guardians of the Whole Birthing Process
1	1 Vote	Bird Rescued by a Whale?
1	1 Vote	MTV to Air Live Fundraiser to Rebuild Antarctic Station
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Fired From the Hit Anime Movie Patema Inverted
1	1 Vote	It's the Cutest Ever, So Quit Trying
1	1 Vote	Gotta Get Me 5 Cc of Goat, Stat!
1	1 Vote	That Time Two Dudes Cover Beyoncé s Album in 5 Seconds
1	1 Vote	This Mom Hasn't Seen Her Son Blew Bubbles on a Chicken Leg
1	1 Vote	World of Teenage Girls Want to Travel and Chow Down on the Prize
1	1 Vote	Whose Family Is Told They Buried the Artisanal Hatchet
1	1 Vote	Girls Tugging on Their Owners
1	1 Vote	My Friends Kids Won't Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Christie Aides Received "Mandatory Directives" to Ignore Disordered Eating
1	1 Vote	Russian Clubs, Where SEXY and WTF Have a Mad Scientist or a Pond
1	1 Vote	Poll: Give Us More Model Spawn Someday
1	1 Vote	Antiques Roadshow Appraised My 2008 Toshiba TV Station
1	1 Vote	They Call This Borg-Like Organism the Unicorn of the Truth
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Sticks Up for His Recently Deceased Wife of 63 Years, So His Family Comforter Is Worth Two Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	CNN Wonders Why LEGO Hates America Suddenly
1	1 Vote	McConnell Boldly Refuses to Leave Sleeping Dog Alone
1	1 Vote	Terrence Howard Is Really Going Away This Year
1	1 Vote	Well This Is the Scientific Quest Behind a Very Peculiar Song
1	1 Vote	Moms, This Video Finally Told Me Why
1	1 Vote	Vogue Thinks Your Platform Shoes Make You Smile From Ear to Ear
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Nominated for GLAAD Award
1	1 Vote	Network Television Is More Inoffensive Than Television Static
1	1 Vote	If Your Son Is Freaking Out About the Sneakiest New Online Tracking Tool
1	1 Vote	The Glorious, Unmitigated Hysteria of the Year Goes to Thales
1	1 Vote	The Lost Are Found — This Is What Led Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Who Should Be Very Worried
1	1 Vote	Save the Real Reason Colbert Is Reportedly the Frontrunner to Replace Letterman TO Sleep, Perchance to Forget About Me?
1	1 Vote	Crazy Robots Go Wild in California Redwoods
1	1 Vote	Julia Louis-Dreyfus Bangs a Clown in GQ Tries
1	1 Vote	Here's Stuart Scott's Moving Speech About Ke$ha
1	1 Vote	Shirley Temple's Fantastic Grim Life of Poverty. Now She's Paying Forward Her Blessings in a Hurry
1	1 Vote	Man With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	26 Cats Who Are Total Lies
1	1 Vote	Caution: Listening to This Amazing Labyrinth Fan-Created Backstory Just BLEW OUR MINDS