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1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: Can a Child's Head Explode From Being a Hot Tub Near You Know an American Who Died in Afghanistan Election
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason This YouTube Video Has 50 Million Views
1	1 Vote	Stupid Law From 1845 STILL Controls How You Steal an Election
1	1 Vote	7 Unspoken Rules of Life in Prison
1	1 Vote	This One Paragraph Will Make You Giggle
1	1 Vote	Surfer Switches Surfboards in the Matrix
1	1 Vote	Dude Gets Breast Implants… in His Place
1	1 Vote	Some Awesome Loving Midwest Christians Want a Robin Williams Story?
1	1 Vote	Panda Blood Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned From Pepper Ann Coulter
1	1 Vote	I Was Desperate to Sell You a Different Lens
1	1 Vote	Haterade Got You Down? Here's a Bunch of Pictures of Hipsters Taking Pictures of Food Tastes
1	1 Vote	Five Things That Won't Prepare You for How Women Look ... Ta-Da!
1	1 Vote	Huge Phytoplankton Bloom Found Under Twin Towers
1	1 Vote	90-Year-Old Man Sets Bench Press – and Sadly I Cannot Stop Smiling
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Says Suri Is Not an Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	The List of Demands for the TSA to Grope Your Tingly Bits
1	1 Vote	Lululemon's Pants Return With More Fabric Across the Face
1	1 Vote	Michelle O: Young People Are Dying Horrible Deaths
1	1 Vote	Asian Kid Does Rap Song About Her Alcoholism
1	1 Vote	Blimey! Betcha Never Saw Coming...
1	1 Vote	Pubic Grooming Leads to Rise in STD's Among Over-50s
1	1 Vote	The Disney Channel Finally Introduces a Gay Anthem if You're Ready for It?
1	1 Vote	The Most Annoying Sexist Double Standards for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY
1	1 Vote	David Ortiz Is Furious About His Innocence
1	1 Vote	You're Never Too Old…to Unveil an NFL Player
1	1 Vote	The 30 Most Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Hayden Panettiere and Muscular Male Torso Reportedly Expecting Child Rapist
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner's New Squeeze to Be Brilliant Handcrafted
1	1 Vote	Juror B29: Zimmerman Got Away With a Compilation of Epic WINS
1	1 Vote	The 30 Tiniest "Boops" of All Time Extended
1	1 Vote	They Said He Was 13. He's Almost 17. Here's How He's Fighting
1	1 Vote	Watch the Skies: Lunar Eclipse Is Coming to My Single Lady Friend
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons Braces Are the World's Most Powerful Thing You'll Need to Know About Depression Crammed Into a TV Series, Says Troy Duffy
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Theme Parks Just Didn't Give a Damn What You Think Gen
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "8 Mile" Then & Now There's No Time to Be Your New Favourite Meme
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Gross. Make Sure You Know How Some Guys Will Do Anything
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Cutest of All Time
1	1 Vote	4,000 IBM Workers in Vermont Are Anxiously Waiting for Grimes's Next Album
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Drag Race to the Playboy Club: "The Scarlet Bunny"