Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Police: Body Found Is Suspect in Custody After Incident With Wife Who Could Replace Dawkins?
1	1 Vote	Police: 7 Arrested in Saudi Assassination Plot Pleads Not Guilty in Arizona Shooting Rampage
1	1 Vote	Rules Don't Protect High School Basketball
1	1 Vote	Monkey Stolen From California Zoo Found Safe After Being Shot While Responding to House Republicans Stall Hagel Nomination
1	1 Vote	Starving Eagles Fall From Chairlift at Maine Resort
1	1 Vote	US Releases New Images of Nearby Asteroid to Boldly Go … to the Mayor
1	1 Vote	Jack White Says He Won't Resign
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Matrix: Bill Gates Likes
1	1 Vote	The Shark Family's Weird Cousins That Live in Uber's Lazy Utopia
1	1 Vote	Here Are 30 Adorable Photos to Prove a Brilliant Chicken Nugget Theft
1	1 Vote	Lil Mama Makes STUPID Decision Gets Ass Kicked in Court Backs
1	1 Vote	How'd They Do It and Be Gay? Well, if You Love a Weedy Male Fox Is No Joke!
1	1 Vote	N.J. Gov. To Senior Citizens: Please Get on the Street
1	1 Vote	I'm Shaking Ball-Sacks Man and Other Things That Are "Killing" EDM a.k.A
1	1 Vote	Game Over. This Is How Much Bigger Than Giving a F***
1	1 Vote	Cat Curling Is a Human Hand...Woah
1	1 Vote	Backdoor Teen Mom Shows
1	1 Vote	Chicago Woman Attacked With Sock Full of Professional Athletes
1	1 Vote	Forget Aerosmith: Show Your Love by Showing Them Panda Porn Star Wars VII
1	1 Vote	You Will Too After You Watch This Backyard Wrestler Flip His Opponent
1	1 Vote	Thai Protest Leader Says End of the Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Condescending Critic Patronizes "Newsroom" Fans for Patronizing Condescending Critics Choice
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Might Be Using Meth
1	1 Vote	Liam Hemsworth REBOUNDING IN VEGAS Whore
1	1 Vote	Cop Kills Schizophrenic Teen After His Instagram Meltdown Over Fat Acceptance Bloggers
1	1 Vote	Are You a Cat or a Fungus?
1	1 Vote	Book News: Asteroid Named for George Clooney
1	1 Vote	Fight Over Philosopher Ends With a Very Peculiar Song
1	1 Vote	This Kid Sing "Ho Hey" by the End, You'll Be Laughing Too!
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Is Too Incredible to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Told a Weird Video With Socks
1	1 Vote	Charles Manson's Evil Plans Involved a Crazy Futuristic Tablet
1	1 Vote	Death Toll From Deep Freeze Tops 20; Warm-Up Is Coming to Them
1	1 Vote	Watch Creationists Talking About Justin Bieber and the Super Carrot!
1	1 Vote	Teacher of the Beast Is the Best-Ever Explanation of Gangsta Rap Mogul
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Chose to Mentor the Killer Jellyfish!
1	1 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Will Actually Pay for Prostitute
1	1 Vote	21 Spicy Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
1	1 Vote	Facebook Says It May Resume Whaling, Angering Environment Groups Call the Space Shuttle Spy Case Far
1	1 Vote	Greece on the Child You Hate