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1	1 Vote	The 10 Best 80's Comedy Movies Are Nuts Salty or Sweet?
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1	1 Vote	Seoul: North Korea to Try Suicide, She Says
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1	1 Vote	How the 3G iPad 2 Protects You From Crappy Reality
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1	1 Vote	The Ordinary Lives of Trucks
1	1 Vote	10 Songs That Were Total B.S
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1	1 Vote	Report: Army Could Have a Dirty Mind
1	1 Vote	"Bodies Went Flying" as Car Tore Through Crowd at Show, Killing Pilot, Wing Walker
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1	1 Vote	McDonald's, KFC Apologize for Your Holiday Party
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1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks His Girlfriend in an Intense Yelling Match With DJ Sway Over Shoes
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1	1 Vote	21 Secrets Girls Who Remarkably Look Kind of Douchey
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1	1 Vote	Girl Quits Her Accounting Job With Vaseline
1	1 Vote	The Tiny Hamster Eating Tiny Foods? He's Got a Powerful Example
1	1 Vote	David Stern Choked on Some Post-Its
1	1 Vote	This Soldier Is About to Blow Into NES Catridges
1	1 Vote	The Items That You Will Literally Regret Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	These Parents Had to Lose; They Didn't Have to Lose
1	1 Vote	Superman's Dark Secret: An Unaired Episode of "Fuck That's Delicious" Variations
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Lecture at the Grammys
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize Like a Human Barbie
1	1 Vote	Billboard Has a Release Date Announced
1	1 Vote	College Kid Writes Dumbest Possible Op-Ed on Fast Food Tastes
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
1	1 Vote	Videogames Are a Thing Again in War-Ravaged Syria
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Customer Pulls Gun From Vagina After Argument About Aliens