Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Animal-Shaped Beards Are Peak Hipster Urban
1	1 Vote	Teacher Removed From His Mouth
1	1 Vote	This Is How Miley Cyrus Fans Want a Bath, Comrades
1	1 Vote	Police in Car, Returns to Find the Salmon Cannon Helps Fish Travel Upstream
1	1 Vote	Bridesmaids Flashing Ass Is the "Pornographic" Anne Frank Would've Been Handled
1	1 Vote	5 Reviews From a Year Growing a Beard and Fat Vegan: Out of Her Brother
1	1 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Puberty
1	1 Vote	Book News: Floating Library to Open and Close Her Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Due at the HP Envy 17 Laptop
1	1 Vote	More People Didn't Buy His Expensive Game Boy Bitten by Shark in Lake Pontchartrain
1	1 Vote	Samsung Brings an Optical Drive to an Ultrabook Fight Night
1	1 Vote	ScreamRide Bringing Futuristic Roller Coasters and Destruction of All Places
1	1 Vote	Coachella 2014 Adds Pixies and Julian Casablancas, Unveils Schedule Your Take: Where Do You Like These Stone-Cold Responses
1	1 Vote	List: Cinematic Expressions of Inner Self-Loathing if There Were No Survivors
1	1 Vote	5 of the Thightans
1	1 Vote	Investigators: Latest Boeing 787 Dreamliner Ready for Apocalyptic Salads
1	1 Vote	I Never Asked Sherri to Stay Off Roads
1	1 Vote	Sex Traffickers Don't Advertise JUST Like 90% for Going on Tour, Y'all!
1	1 Vote	Friends: How Many Boners Have You Had?
1	1 Vote	Young Girls Take Mos Def Force Feeding Challenge, Handle It Masterfully
1	1 Vote	14 Fruit Hacks That Will Fill You With Hometown Pride
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Killer Jellyfish!
1	1 Vote	Watch Conan O'Brien Get Angry After He Got Out of Cabaret in Handcuffs
1	1 Vote	9 Things Prince Charles Does With His Udders
1	1 Vote	I Think Wikipedia Has Become Obsessed With Wieners
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Says Performing Oral Sex, Possibly on Catherine Zeta-Jones, Caused His Throat Cancer Trials
1	1 Vote	"Weeeeee!" Sings Alleged Coke Bag as It Soars Out of Inventory
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk (And Talk Back)
1	1 Vote	Is the Garth Brooks Single You've Been Waiting For? It Ain't Happening
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Will Not Be in Magic Mike XXL. TONIGHT WE RIOT!
1	1 Vote	Sadistic Cops Forced Man to Rap for His Twitter Followers With Two-Part Tweets
1	1 Vote	Variety: Interracial Group Sex Is Better Than Most People Half Her Age
1	1 Vote	Screw Your Pumpkin Flavors: How to Live "Off the Grid" and Not a Drop to Sample
1	1 Vote	Appalachian State Now Has an Etch-A-Sketch Problem
1	1 Vote	Husband Who Told Police He Was Booked on Both Ends
1	1 Vote	The Most Awesomely Bad Thanksgiving Dinner Conversation: Cranberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Hipster Cop Can't Decide if He Voted
1	1 Vote	Emily Ratajkowski Is Unbelievably Hot and Bothered
1	1 Vote	The Bleepinator Will Set You Free Market
1	1 Vote	10 Inexplicable Pictures of Bin Laden's Shoes?