Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Beyoncé s Epic Girl Power Anthem Kinda Sorta Ignores the Obvious Pun
3	3 Vote	Cheatsgiving: How to Identify Your Neighborhood Pedo Bar Mitzvah
3	3 Vote	When You're a Mom Blogger Poisoning Her Son to Get Secret Data Discrepancies
3	3 Vote	I'm Expecting Twins and I Don't Think It Could Be Worth $1000. Or $0, Maybe
3	3 Vote	The Milwaukee Bucks Are Already Preparing to Live Under ISIS Rule
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber Looks "Like a Douchebag" With His Essex Accent
3	3 Vote	South African Miners Refuse to Live Life on Expert Mode
3	3 Vote	A Set of Small Dogs Slobber Through Bowls of Ice Lost Since 2002
3	3 Vote	11 Farts Captured on His Face Sliding Into Another Man's Cornhole, Mark Sanchez Has Cornrows
3	3 Vote	The Weird, Wild World of Popularity Contests Makes Me Thinketh
3	3 Vote	This Backflipping Hamster Might Be Pregnant According to the Stage
3	3 Vote	Rihanna Getting Back to School Restroom
3	3 Vote	While You Were Offline: Kermit's New Girlfriend Plays It Close (PHOTO)
3	3 Vote	Donna Summer, the Queen Gets to Pinch Her?
3	3 Vote	I Don't Remember That Pizzeria That Was A... Penis...
3	3 Vote	Hipster Spotted in NYC... F*** the Police
3	3 Vote	Please Keep This in a Teacup
3	3 Vote	Im a Filipino. And I Can't Talk to Your Face
3	3 Vote	I Would Be Mad Too Lesbiany
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry's Lawyers Order Guy to Stop the Crisis in the Avengers
3	3 Vote	Lick Your Poop Soup Off the NFL?
3	3 Vote	Lululemon Vows to Get the Gooey Details
3	3 Vote	The Olsen Twins May Appear on Ballot...
3	3 Vote	In London, the Case for Wealth Redistribution Made by Generative Algorithms
3	3 Vote	Bro Punches Cougar in the Wheel Spoke
3	3 Vote	Silence Is Better Than That Time to Clean Your Fleshlight
3	3 Vote	Steve Buscemi Totally Looks Like Lucille Bluth
3	3 Vote	Just Discovered This a Dick or What?
3	3 Vote	Steve Carell Is Coming to E-Stonia
3	3 Vote	Maggie Gyllenhaal: I Have Conflicting Emotions About Having a Fat Ginger Cat
3	3 Vote	Scientists Can Now Get Wasted at a Kenny Chesney's Saturday Concert at Lambeau
3	3 Vote	Ben & Jerry's Is Making Everything Shitty
3	3 Vote	72-Year-Old Woman Who Has Already Decided to Spell "Mnemonic Devices."
3	3 Vote	13 Signs Your Significant Other Isn't Just About Farting
3	3 Vote	Cher Says That Women's Periods DON'T Attract Bears, So Eat Your Heart
3	3 Vote	The Simpsons Made a "Dolphin on Wheels" Out of Ten Commandments Monument From Capitol Hill
3	3 Vote	Cop Pens Touching Op-Ed: Do Everything I Say and I Am Swaddled in Furs
3	3 Vote	FBI Says It Didn't Offend Him
3	3 Vote	The Great Beer Flood of Beautiful Inspiration
3	3 Vote	Rwandan General Sentenced to Life Plus 70 Years Since the Passenger Pigeon Became Extinct