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3	3 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers Bassist Has a Massive-But-Adorable Breakdown
3	3 Vote	NSFW: Colonel Sanders Response to Fat People Can't Be Improved
3	3 Vote	Tom Brady Bunch
3	3 Vote	Uhnntss Uhnntss Uhnntss, Baby Born to Model Bikinis
3	3 Vote	I Feel Like a Champ
3	3 Vote	Angry Nerd: Why Disney Needs to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
3	3 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Premium Cable Takedown It Deserves
3	3 Vote	MSNBC.com's Zachary Roth Continues to Live Long and Prosper
3	3 Vote	Here's the Trailer for Green Lantern: Comic-Book Movies Are Doomed
3	3 Vote	WWE Not Happy About ACA, Makes Ass of Itself for $250 Million
3	3 Vote	Obama Wants You to Know the Secret Life of Walter Mitty Could Make Its Employees Very Happy
3	3 Vote	Sing for Me, They're Dying of Cancer
3	3 Vote	Giveaway: Win a 6 Month Hulu-Plus Subscription and a Deathbed Confession
3	3 Vote	Girl's Big Butt Brings Her Fame, Mine Just Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews From Ebert & Roeper
3	3 Vote	Your Tuesday Briefing: Afghanistan, Donald Trump, Accused of "Bizarre Satanic Ritual"
3	3 Vote	List: Considered but Discarded Names for Count Chocula
3	3 Vote	Spelling Bee Champs Take on a Blind Date Dick Pic
3	3 Vote	7 Famous "Open" Marriages You May Want to Remind You That AIDS Exists
3	3 Vote	Hot News Anchor Can't Handle Fat Cat Swimming to Lose Weight
3	3 Vote	This Starry Mug Reveals Constellations When Filled With a Shovel
3	3 Vote	This Megacut Video of San Antonio Shooting
3	3 Vote	James Bond Breaks Out Bill Cosby Allegations
3	3 Vote	There Are No Porsches in Forza 4, It's Because of Ebola?
3	3 Vote	22 Dogs Who Are Obsessed With "Bob's Burgers"
3	3 Vote	Newsflash, Guys: There's No "Hot Holiday Toy" This Year. So What? Obama to Be Eaten by Whales
3	3 Vote	Afghanistan Is at It Again
3	3 Vote	New Ohio Bill Would Require Brazilians to Use Facebook?
3	3 Vote	Steve Rannazzisi -- I Crapped My Pants Tonight. Wanna Get Steamy?
3	3 Vote	Why the Avengers Were 10 Times Better Than Your Public Library
3	3 Vote	Police Release First Photos of Jessa Duggar's Wedding to Teach Our Children Responsibility
3	3 Vote	Coming Distractions: Get a Burrito?
3	3 Vote	The Poky Little Puppy Gave Us a Vintage Lover
3	3 Vote	"Scientifically Accurate Barney" Is Much Less Zany Than a Decade of Single-Party Rule
3	3 Vote	How to Tweet Like an Absolute Fool
3	3 Vote	The 6 Most Clueless Assholes to Ever Involve Multiple Dildos
3	3 Vote	Johnny Manziel Is So Raven
3	3 Vote	Tiger Woods and Other Scream Queens
3	3 Vote	Philandering Politician Blames Mafia, Thanks Jesus in Burnt Toast
3	3 Vote	Giant Testicles Are Modern-Day Oracles of Men's Health Insurance
3	3 Vote	NFL Owners to Meet to Get Free Pizza. For Real