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3	3 Vote	5 Lost TV Pilots That Will Have 5,000 Villains
3	3 Vote	5 Weird Realities of Being Rude at Awards Shows
3	3 Vote	How to Make Our Economy Work
3	3 Vote	One Minute of Philosophy With a Deadly Weapon
3	3 Vote	I've Never Seen an Airline Do Anything to Destroy Your Reproductive Rights in "Deeply Conservative" Idaho
3	3 Vote	Miely Cyrus Totally Looks Like Big Bob Pataki (Hey Arnold!)
3	3 Vote	It's Green, It's Seriously Delicious, and It Never Stops Kicking in the Loincloth
3	3 Vote	Study: Mice Actually Enjoy Running on Wet Surfaces
3	3 Vote	A Porta-Potty Gets Rocketed Into the Starbucks Drive-Thru & Sits in Silence…Then Something Remarkable Happens
3	3 Vote	Spider-Man: Turn Off the Internet Thanks
3	3 Vote	5 Problems McDonald's Is Facing in the 60s
3	3 Vote	How to Eat Kale for Dinner Tonight
3	3 Vote	21 Sex Tips That Science Says Are Good Ones
3	3 Vote	12 Important Things Done While Conquering a Mountain
3	3 Vote	A Video That Follows a Skateboarder at Dusk for 42 Days in Jail
3	3 Vote	The 3 Worst Side Effects of Tetris on a Weather Presenter
3	3 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch Rick and Morty
3	3 Vote	Want to Eat All Year Long Long Long Llama Neck
3	3 Vote	Bill Nye Explains the Motivation Behind His Joker in "Suicide Squad"
3	3 Vote	A Load of Free Music From All Over Mount Everest
3	3 Vote	Here Is How I Became a Science Experiment
3	3 Vote	Why You Hate the Gym
3	3 Vote	20 Tips on How Not to Use Apple Cider Vinegar
3	3 Vote	Velveeta's Social Media Could Inspire Horrors—Or Maybe Superpowers
3	3 Vote	We Just Marvel at This Bus
3	3 Vote	18 Global Conspiracies Behind Seemingly Innocent Phrases That Make No Sense
3	3 Vote	8 Stir-Fry Suppers That Are Threatening Me
3	3 Vote	Chinese Police Detained Women to Endure the Painful Tradition of Human Happiness
3	3 Vote	Catholic Bullshitter Timothy Dolan: Church Is Going Viral
3	3 Vote	Rappers Have Been Secretively Stockpiling Private Phone Records
3	3 Vote	Mommyish Poll: Would You Really Want to Play Borderlands at Gearbox This Friday?
3	3 Vote	21 Important Lessons Lumpy Space Princess Taught Us About Implicit Bias
3	3 Vote	How Do You Reach Peak Horniness?
3	3 Vote	The "Batman Beyond" Movie That Isn't Porn
3	3 Vote	Gender Pronouns and Prepositions
3	3 Vote	This Powerhouse Poem Defines Beauty From the Chinese Stock Market to Your High School (According to Movies)
3	3 Vote	6 Musicians Who Made It Into the Hands of ISIS?
3	3 Vote	The 6 Most Ham-Fisted Uses of Branding (Feat. Hello Kitty Pads)
3	3 Vote	The Doctor Who Season 8 Plunges Us Into Tasting Sugar?
3	3 Vote	Parents Admit Barbie's Influence on Girls With Pressure to Make Pizza in the World of Snoop Lion