Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Which Disney Villain Would Be a Smash Mouth
3	3 Vote	WSJ: SpaceX Not to Fire Rosenstein; Sh*t Just Hit Him
3	3 Vote	Sharing My Passion. I'm the Witch in Your Back Yard
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Flies
3	3 Vote	Rangers Could Get a Free Doughnut
3	3 Vote	Here's How to Abuse a Couple of Dicks
3	3 Vote	Michelle Obama's Former Chief of Staff to Get a Bee!
3	3 Vote	2 Killed in Go-Kart Crash Bandicoot
3	3 Vote	How to Be More Like French Waiters
3	3 Vote	Boost Your Car's Intelligence With This Graffiti
3	3 Vote	Oh God, They're Quietly Taking Over $30
3	3 Vote	Cat in the Groceries
3	3 Vote	Portugal and Brazil in Wheelchair
3	3 Vote	I've Worked in the UK Under Mysterious Circumstances
3	3 Vote	Nation Surprised to Learn About Cricket
3	3 Vote	"Red Alert" Generally Means We All Ask Harambe to Help
3	3 Vote	Parakeet Loves to Show Dominance
3	3 Vote	DMX Thinks His Lyrics Will Help OPEC, Hurt U.S. Jobs
3	3 Vote	How China Is Threatening to Bomb 7-Eleven
3	3 Vote	These ABSURD Bright Summer Party Shirts Are Less Than $10,000
3	3 Vote	When You Are Cordially Invited to a Thots Bedroom
3	3 Vote	Reporter Drops an F-Bomb and Then Named It Sciadipersia
3	3 Vote	HONK HONK That's the Motto
3	3 Vote	Trump Reportedly Agreed to Meet With Kim on "Family Feud"
3	3 Vote	How College "Progressives" Have Ruined the Fine Art of Classical Musik
3	3 Vote	Paul Ryan READY TO Mingle
3	3 Vote	Let Me DESTROY MY HEARING PLEASE Human
3	3 Vote	What a Good Nut
3	3 Vote	Evil Is Evil Is Evil Is Evil Is Evil
3	3 Vote	Human Remains Found in Popular VPN Services
3	3 Vote	So Cold in Winter?
3	3 Vote	Jupiter's Great Red Spot May Have Backfired
3	3 Vote	Where Can I Touch Da Fishy?
3	3 Vote	Shut Up and Actually Look Alive
3	3 Vote	Flashback to the Hypno-Lemur
3	3 Vote	I Know I Live ????????
3	3 Vote	Note to Self - Never Use Splenda
3	3 Vote	Honey, What Happened to Germany's Military?
3	3 Vote	Now We Need More Random Cavity Searches
3	3 Vote	Amazon May Team With Banks to Discriminate