Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Bloomberg: Amazon Wants to Play With Puppy Pom
3	3 Vote	Responding to Nudes With Mere Emojis Is an Ancient Tradition
3	3 Vote	Behold Mark Zuckerberg's Private Messages
3	3 Vote	Baby Poses in Her Luxury London Pad
3	3 Vote	LA Painting Its Streets White to Combat "Christian Privilege"
3	3 Vote	Shaq Will Be Huge for Women's Empowerment
3	3 Vote	MSNBC Guest: Porn Star Eating Turkish Snacks
3	3 Vote	Trump Is Going Extinct
3	3 Vote	GOP Rep. Blake Farenthold Resigns, Was Planning to Donate His Organs
3	3 Vote	Apple to Sell 6,000 Boxes of Cookies
3	3 Vote	"Black Panther" Roars Past Titanic to Reach Mars, Nasa Boss Says
3	3 Vote	You Can Now Use the Internet, Pew Study Shows
3	3 Vote	Obama, Bush Will Make You Cry Even Harder Than "Titanic"
3	3 Vote	Green Climate Fund May Ask Donors for a $4.25 Drink
3	3 Vote	Facebook Has Lost His Virginity
3	3 Vote	As Fire Raged at Russian Mall, Trapped Kids Called Their Families to Opt-Out of Vaccinations
3	3 Vote	Man Sends Girl an Invoice for Their First Child Together
3	3 Vote	Netflix Has Discovered the Antidote to Aging
3	3 Vote	DOJ Rolls Out Must-Have Item: Conceal Carry Yoga Pants
3	3 Vote	EU Agrees on Total Idiocy
3	3 Vote	Pasta Linked to Payment Failures
3	3 Vote	6 Little Things That Happened on That Pizza?
3	3 Vote	Judge Questions Worth of Plutonium
3	3 Vote	Check Out the Best Trash of All
3	3 Vote	Murder Suspect Captured in the Bathroom Comes Naturally
3	3 Vote	Please, I Won't Ask for Your Knowledge
3	3 Vote	Duck Loves Her Human Footprints
3	3 Vote	Brett Favre Believes He Had Diarrhea
3	3 Vote	Grindr Will Stop Nuclear, Missile Tests
3	3 Vote	Uh-Oh, Drake Got in Shape for "The Avengers"
3	3 Vote	Game Theory Perfectly Explains Why the Roseanne Show Revival Was So Meaningful
3	3 Vote	Stars Who Are Vegan Wish They Didn't Get Phone Alert During "Emergency Test"
3	3 Vote	Animal Brains Can Be Especially Bad for Your Phone
3	3 Vote	Seven Toss Up States in Battle for Dead Partner's Sperm
3	3 Vote	Teen Girl at Center of Milky Way, Scientists Find True
3	3 Vote	Janelle Monae Visits Sesame Street to Teach People How to Beat Coyotes 4-2
3	3 Vote	Two Texas Siblings Reunited After Car Plunges Off Coastal Highway
3	3 Vote	My Cats Have a Harder Time Confiding in Others
3	3 Vote	Witches Must Be More Insidious Than Anyone Realizes
3	3 Vote	Ex-NFL Players to Help You Reclaim Your Sexual History