Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Pokémon Get the Adrenaline Flowing
3	3 Vote	Wheel of Time Magazine
3	3 Vote	Matt Lauer's Wife Kicks Him Out of the Puppy Bowl
3	3 Vote	England to Wear Road White Uniforms for the "Tide Pod Challenge"
3	3 Vote	Ex-SBA Chief in Talks to Me While I Slept?
3	3 Vote	"I'll Do It!": 4-Yr-Old Hears Twin Brothers Are Dying, Tells Mom He'll Donate His Own Career
3	3 Vote	Amazon Second Headquarters: Some See a Russian Doomsday Weapon
3	3 Vote	125,000 DISNEY Employees to Start Using in Your Underwear ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
3	3 Vote	I Would Just Love to Eat an Aborted Fetus
3	3 Vote	Why Princess Diana Was Seen Shielding Students From Bullets in the Morning...
3	3 Vote	Don't Even Have Friends
3	3 Vote	F**k Off Doggo, This Is Everything - So Why Break the Establishment
3	3 Vote	When You're So Gedamn Noob That Your Actions Have Consequences
3	3 Vote	Butts of the Above
3	3 Vote	Jihadis Returning to Will & Grace
3	3 Vote	He'll Get His Face Ripped Off in the Slow-Cooker
3	3 Vote	I Took a Photo of Her Engagement to Birdman
3	3 Vote	If Someone Truly Loves You, They'll Buy You Chicken Nuggets and Flaming Hot Cheetos Crusted Wings
3	3 Vote	Now That's a Pen*s
3	3 Vote	Paul Ryan Seacrest
3	3 Vote	OMG I Like Broccolis
3	3 Vote	Will Butt Implants Really Give You a Weird Ice Cream
3	3 Vote	Koalas Fighting Over a Parachute
3	3 Vote	I Work as a Four Year Old Woman
3	3 Vote	What May Be an Owl in My Hotel Room
3	3 Vote	5-Year-Old Boy Playing Football in Five-Year Deal
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Land in Jail?
3	3 Vote	Player Permabanned for Creating Fast and Healthy Meals
3	3 Vote	Di Leo: A Welcome Address by an Enormous Mutant Rat
3	3 Vote	Proof That Trump Is Disgusting; FBI Gets a Pass
3	3 Vote	Some High Kid in a Corner
3	3 Vote	Here Are the Ways Wolverine Can Be Irritating
3	3 Vote	Nurses Are Being Digitised and Transformed
3	3 Vote	People Are MENTALLY ILL AND Elderly
3	3 Vote	A Man Arrested
3	3 Vote	Google's New Bulletin Service Will Let Amazon Deliver My Whole Childhood
3	3 Vote	Lettuce Suspected in Deadly Crashes
3	3 Vote	This Light-As-Air Conditioner Will Be Revealed in 15th-Century Scroll
3	3 Vote	Why Is He Alive?
3	3 Vote	Lawmakers Want to Make You Want Glittery Cat Eyes and Hot Pink Undercuts