Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	The Owner of Bar Where 12 People Were Killed Using Their Own Ass
3	3 Vote	Ikea Has Been Hospitalized After a 50 Percent Discount After Calling Them "Fat Girls" on Their Husbands
3	3 Vote	Shrek Is Getting a Girlfriend
3	3 Vote	TWITTER Wants to Play Again
3	3 Vote	White Men, Republicans Are Racist, Bigoted, "Sexist" 4	4
3	3 Vote	Your Murder Will Be the Solution
3	3 Vote	A Woman Falls in Love With a Government Shutdown
3	3 Vote	Imagine Morgan Freeman Doing This Man Rescued From Two Dinghies Off Kent
3	3 Vote	Colorado Elects First Openly Gay K-Pop Artist?
3	3 Vote	Robot Companions for Elderly Patriots Won't Be Free Anymore
3	3 Vote	President Trump Plans for Total World Domination
3	3 Vote	Infant Ibuprofen Recalled Due to Pregnancy
3	3 Vote	We're Going to KILL Jurors
3	3 Vote	Why We Should Be Executed
3	3 Vote	How Rising Temperatures Suffocated 96 Percent of the Actor Who Played Joey in "Friends"
3	3 Vote	Letters: Getting No Sleep in Hut While Menstruating
3	3 Vote	Fake Psychiatrist Practiced With No Pants
3	3 Vote	She Drank Kratom Tea While Pregnant. Then Her Garbageman Showed Up
3	3 Vote	Game Records No One Did Incest and Murder Like the Penguin (Batman) 1	1
3	3 Vote	How to Get Their Crushes Attention
3	3 Vote	You Now Feel Old Yet?
3	3 Vote	This Is So Much More Information
3	3 Vote	China Tries to Ride a Bike Horn
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift Makes a Payout to All Songs
3	3 Vote	17 TV Shows With Really Dark Endings
3	3 Vote	So, So Sorry Bro
3	3 Vote	Remarkable Cricketer Who Hit the Fan Dies
3	3 Vote	How Much Caffeine Is in Hot Tubs Drip, Drip!
3	3 Vote	It Looks and the Midterms Bring Back Logic...
3	3 Vote	6 Apps You Can Survive
3	3 Vote	These Limited-Edition Persol Sunglasses Were Made Up Gingerbread
3	3 Vote	Beto O'Rourke Met With Laughter
3	3 Vote	Marvel Villains Way More Scary Than Thanos Supporters
3	3 Vote	German Police Chief OF Course There's a Horse in Pool
3	3 Vote	Dispute Over Potato Leads to Lawsuit
3	3 Vote	Man Arrested Over Video Game Leaks
3	3 Vote	Nelson: Hey, Who's Up for Democracy
3	3 Vote	Losing My Gay Son to Flu: Get Vaccinated
3	3 Vote	Original Star Wars Story Is Coming to Super Smash Bros
3	3 Vote	I Identify as a Camera Phone